BUHARI IN LONDON

It was a boring weekend for me,with the persuasion of my sight, i decided to step out with no exact place in mind. I slot my best friend to my ears, listening to a collection of Nigeria music as a walk the pedestrian way.

I got to a very cosy environment,sat alone i soon noticed a girl seated beside. I said hi watermelon, she replied hi Recession. Why do you call me Recession,any where, what's a beautiful girl as fresh as morning palm wine like you doing out here alone? I asked, she responded "never mind,i don't wanna talk to you else i will be trap,i know you, words are not your problem".

I left her before she start stammering and sat on my own.
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