WORDS NO BE PROBLEM AND ENGLISH TEACHER

Kpra kpra kpra kpra ,that was the sound of clapping from JSS1 student as our French teacher walks into the class. He wrote the subject ,topic and date on the blackboard while we stared at it like Nigeria girls watching Z-world. His beautiful writing was so attractive than the subject to sustain our stare. Bonjour le students, we responded bonjour Monsieur . That was the last thing we did understand, other words said he was just teaching himself. Our countenance will be as confusing as Nigerians knowledge about Buhari health news in London till when our teacher is about leaving we will shout Orovoir with our mouth wide opened like Buhari taking london drugs and feel so relieved. 

The English teacher soon walked in immediately and it was a feeling of relief. The entire class was quiet because Miss Kpekpeye was a no nonsense mistress. Facing the blackboard she said "Zedicus Piro or Words No Be Problem as you call yourself before I turned tell me what we discussed last week". I opened my note book, she shouted i should close the note. I said ma'am even God uses the rainbow to remember his covenant of not destroying the world with water again please lemme use my note.

Miss Kpekpeye got angry,"you are full of logic as young as you are,come out and kneel down here in fact give me one solid conjunctive sentence using a monkey and dog". The courage in me was dying already. With a trembling voice i said a Monkey can run very fast and dog is eaten very fast by calabar men. She stared at me and said it is rather the monkey has run very fast and not can run very fast. I said no ma'am ,your correction is wrong,very wrong or were you competing with the monkey?

Miss Kpekpeye gave me a slap,i didn't know when i started saying buy your stars here,very natural made stars and shine more in the monkey race. Hahahahahahahahahahaha

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM