OPENING JOKE
Jokes are diet to stress, it restore and calm nerves of worries. Subjecting yourself to a joke is capable of contributing to solving your problems. How good or bad a joke is depends on the creativity, how its communicated and the understanding of the audience.
This particular opening joke for my blog is drawn from the environment,observation and my thinking. It took me just an idea to develop this and i wish you laugh because its my aim. Nothing pleases a joker or comedian like seeing his audience laughs. However a joke that doesn't interest or makes a comedian laughs won't make others laugh.
Enjoy this give away special joke but don't look for a space to faint.
My vehicle particulars expired one week ago,no money to renew. I took the vehicle out two days ago,policemen stopped me ,as usual they asked "where are your particulars ?" I started forming deaf and dumb speaking mbrebrabraaaaa eyeyoohoouu mmmm. The policemen were surprised, they began asking each other who gave this one drivers license, wetin we no go see for Nija,abeg carry your case go,demonstrating i should move. I was so happy and excited, i even removed my yoghurt and took a sip in appreciation to my wisdom. I kept the trick on and earned the notion that Indeed wisdom is profitable but it wasn't for a long while as i the unavoidable happened.
I took the vehicle out again during the night to attain a friend birthday,i was cautious of my root but i soon saw a flash of torchlight alerting me to stop,i gathered confidence and set my voice then applied my breaks that was not even working well. To my great shock they were army men with non smiling faces. "We are on a stop&search operation,please Sir can we see your vehicle particulars"? One of them spoke. I almost urinated on my cloths but i could not stop the silent air from coming out through my anus fuuuuuuuu, the army man raised his head up and said "young man,i asked for vehicle particulars and you gave me anus particulars,come out here,i said step out fast."
I got out and started the deaf and dumb trick again Mmaaaaa,ayaaaabraebre mkpeaaaaa Nmmmm. The army man called his colleagues to come see wonders. They asked again where are your particulars ? I stood licking my tongue like an imbecile and did Mmaaaa ayaabraebra mkpeaaaaa , i received a heavy slap kpumm ,my brain default, my ears were loaded with voices of all the birds created by God. When i realized myself after some minutes i was with the particulars in my hand kneeling and begging "Oga brother officer abeg, it has expired but i will yours faithfully renew it this night sorry in the morning."hahahahahahaha
Reviewed by Zedicus Piro
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June 06, 2017
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