PUBLIC HOLYDAY JOKE

Things got so worse financially for my very close friend,effort to borrow was fruitless as it became the easiest way to ask someone how are you?. He had no option left than to borrow from his dad. He type a text to him "daddy condition critical,suicide attempted". The next hour he got alert of fifty thousand Naira.

I said wow,i most try this too. I text my dad " daddy condition very critical,urgent rescue or suicide". I waited for over one week without hearing from my dad. I became surprised if the message didn't pull enough weight. I fired another one. "My dearest daddy,condition VERY VERY VERY critical,suicide attempted thrice". One hour later i got a message,i said wow could that be Firstbank alert,i pickup the phone and saw message from dad, "dearest son,you children nowadays seems to have similar conditions,well even my bank just text me "we have missed you dearest customer". However there's coffin for you".

I got angry and fired another text "Dady you don't love me,now i know".
My dad replied me " I love you but my money doesn't love you because my money is so wise,when corny man die,corny man will burry him". Hahahahaha Happy Holiday.