WEEKEND OF LAUGHTER

 I attended an occassion where a group of army were celebrating their colleague wedding ,i was just sitting on my own ooo,the most senior ranking officer said,"heyyyy that's our famous words no be problem come on and give us some of your words mehnn". I said "sir am not in the mood to talk",he insisted come on zed,gallant soldiers give it up for Zedicus Piro. I was cheered as i walked to get the mic.
     

Gallant soldiers,they said heyyyyy!,military junters,they said Ayeee!, The crazy organization, they said fireeee!!, The men in green,they stood up and shouted forever,no retreat,no surrender.!., I spoke on,"Do you know each time they command you to be at attention is a practice for your convenient state in the coffin"? The commanding officer shouted how dare you insult Nigerian Security Men,I said Sir its just a reminder, he replied that's good but do you also know each time you bend like a frog blood doesn't flow freely? I shouted,how dare you compare a decent words no be problem like me with a frog ? He replied its just a reminder,Officer Adulayi taker over...........

The type of frog jumps i did that day eh,when i got home little children told me "hi uncle words no be problem,why are you walking like a frog". As if that wasn't okay,my grandma told me "hey son,you walk like my husband of 100years". Hahahahahahhahaha. 

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM