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I left my house early yesterday to go about my normal business,while trekking through the pedestrian walkway,some group of army men stopped me. "Hey Young man stop there", they shouted from behind.

I knew what they were up to, The governor had ordered them to arrest and cut any young looking boy with beards as a step to combat indecency in the state.

I heard a voice shouted again, "kai stop ham for there now or i fire", from the intonation i knew it was an Hausa soldier. I pretended like i didn't hear and kept going sheepishly.

They got closer to me,dragged me to the ground "didn't you hear when we called you?", they asked, i sat looking at them like a moron. The commandant got angry and ordered them to take me to the station.

We soon arrived the station and i was put in the room with my fellow beards men. One asked me how old is your beards repeatedly but i didn't say a word to him. It was getting dark,the Army men ordered us to step out,we were six in numbers. We did. The commandant spoke "listen attentively to me, sequel to the governor's order,you all will be given 50lashes to go home with your prestigious beards or we cut the beards without flocking you. You have 1minutes to decide".

The commandant hasn't even finish talking when five of the guys shouted we can't cut our beards,officer we prefer the strokes,come on,give it to us. They asked what about me,i still kept quiet.

They quickly flock those guys, 50 lashes and they didn't shake in fact it was the army men that got tired. I was shocked, even the one among the five that look like sickle cell absorbed the lashes.

I looked at myself in the mirror ,my beards became more beautiful,I said not today,I won't cut this beards. I used my hands to demonstrate i should be flock. One of the Army officer said,"see this dumb too o". i lied on the bench. They gave me one stroke my brain woke up,my love for beards ran out through my anus. at the tenth stroke i wanted to shout Jesus but the dumb spirit i was forming said don't talk,be a man,be strong ,conclude your plans first.

I maintained to the 20th strokes ,i jumped up , shouting Jesus ,helper me!,helper me!! the dumb spirit said to me keep quiet don't talk, i replied it your father. The Army said what!! "You abused my own father"?,there other one said "so you can talk eh", i said officers its a miracle, "your strokes have bless and healed me". The commandant shouted "common lie down and keep receiving the rest blessings". I knelt down "officer abeg, The blessings has overfilled ,my cup is now running over. where is the scissors, cut the beards Officer". Hehehehehe