PRODIGAL INTERNET GIRLFRIEND

"What easy and romantic way can i convey this to her, it really need to be a peaceful way too as a gentle man that i am." I thought deep as i sat down with my parents in a traditional marriage ceremony and strongly attracted to a girl who sat beside me. I stepped on her intentionally of course that was easy thanks to my troublesome nature. She screamed "are you out of your senses,you can't control your turkey legs,you turkey." I bend low and cleaned her leg then sat disappointedly with my mission but felt unconcern about her words because i wasn't and am still not a turkey.

Food was shared her way of eating attracted me more to her despite the speed of abusive words gushing out of her mouth. I almost fainted as she stood up to get a plate of food,her shape was specially created by God and all his angels. When she got back, she apologize for screaming like that on me, i said "apology accepted since before you spoke". There was silence again and thoughts jam in my mind contemplating on how to relate my feelings to her without my parents knowing especially my discipline dad who sat closed to me as it shows lack of respect to ask a girl out in the presence of your parents. 

I stylishly said daddy the couples are dancing go and present your gifts,he responded "oh that's right". As he was about standing up making some dance gesture the music went off,oh da ,he sat back and ask my Mum to go instead. I haven't forgiven that DJ till date and even suspected he was eyeing the damsel beside me of course a beautiful girl is like a traffic red light,everyone stops to you know. There frustration on my face was obvious as the girl laugh very coded ,i could tell she knows my objective .

An idea soon arrived and i whispered a in low tone "hello My name is Zedicus Piro of Facebook school of am dying for you, what's your name"?she replied "Ogar Imelda of WhatsApp school of same here." I echoed what an Instagram of love, she replied "twitter me,i twitter you." I said alright let's 2go without katalism. My dad spoke "i BBM both of you my blessings". I said daddy pardon, he replied shut up and continue twitting before network goes off.
My mum asked what's going on? My dad replied her "on your data to get connected."

I and my internet girlfriend got along well connected but after two weeks she came one night asking what's my plans for her. I said were you girls born with this question. She picked offense and started calling me turkey again saying there is no love in my heart. I said "its not the heart that loves but the brain,the heart only pumps blood around the body". She replied "shout up the heart pump love around the body unfortunately you don't have neither the heart nor brain. Its over between us for now, am hitting the pause button." I said "you are indeed a prodigal internet girlfriend, oh what a waste of my feelings." I let her go as a gentle man that i am and was not so disappointed because typical relationship these days last just for two weeks.

My mum woke up one that very week Saturday morning calling me Zedicus Piro! Zedicus Piro, i hurried up thinking i have committed. She asked me "where is your internet girlfriend,now that am connected you guys are disconnected." I said "mum network is prodigal, busy and poor". my mum replied "ehen if network is poor can't you upgrade to 4G." My dad spoke from the dining table "even if there's 4G without good network service there won't be connection."

LESSON: No matter our class in the society if there's no good habits,tolerance ,forgiveness cum good behavior our relationship with others will be suffer kwashiorkor. If Everyone clears the negativities for the dwelling of positivity the society will be a better place .

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM