FOR LAUGHTER ONLY: I HAD A DREAM...
I went to bed last night with my stomach filled in equilibrium to the season though it was damn cool but as a Bachelor, comport is my baptismal name.
The cool was unfriendly that i sworn ineffectively to visit Obudu and marry on credit after all, Debt is allowed in Nigeria and Even Nigeria is owing.
I soon felt into a deep sleep with my water-leaf thoughts. I saw myself matching to the alter with my beautiful bride. The priest skipped all formalities and focus just on the exchange of vows because many doubted if it was really Zedicus Piro getting married.
Priest: Do you Jenny Dangote, the only daughter of the richest man in Africa take Zedicus Piro to be your lawfully and lovely wedded husband, for better and for worse till death do you part?
Jenny: Yes i do, he is my all.
There was loud noise in the church as most didn't believe while others shouted in jealousy "Impossible" but were almost thrown out for attempting to put asunder in Billionaire's wedding.
The priest continues : Do you Zedicus Piro take Jenny Dangote as your lawfully and lovely wedded Wife?
Zedicus Piro: Father express,
Priest: What do you mean?
Zedicus Piro: forget about the questions, my answers are on default yes, hit the nail, Resources are waiting to be managed.
Priest: Well as you said and base on who you be, lemme now do the needful last part, Please is there anyone in the congregation that has a reason why Zedicus Piro & Jenny Dangote shouldn't be married?
I whispered to the priest, "you be holy winch?, do you want me to lose my dream given wife, Please express again." Father insisted "I just have to follow the tradition", I said "Father if you annoy me, I will dash you nothing". Jenny tipped in, "you're right hubby".
Priest sense arrived like Rainfall, Just as he was about pronouncing Jenny Dangote & Zedicus Piro husband & wife, (yes) , I heard a heavy knock on my door with shout of "Come & pay for the malaria medicine you took". I started crying from my bed aloud, "oh this mama chemist you an enemy of progress, in fact ,take your medicine, gimme back my wife". As i was shading tears,my girlfriend woke me up " Litiam, you're crying..?", I said "yes Jenny, Sorry Litiam, I had a nightmare".
Litiam asked "who is Jenny? You're cheating on me right?", I kept quiet, she began raising her voice. I said Litiam, "Jenny is Dangote daughter". She exclaimed "waoh where is she?", I left her in my dream. Litiam provoked, " Zedicus Piro you're a useless fool, why would you leave in her your dream, oya sleep again, go and bring her."
Merry Christmas!!!
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

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