JOKE: MONEY WHO ARE YOU ?

A friend of mine once said "Faith controls heaven while Money controls the earth" and i had no option than to agree with her after quickly considering the vital of Money in our daily lives.

The quest to get money can drive a man go crazy and involve in mysterious things but as a christian, my only source of getting is believe to come from God, the good giver but it has to be earned too.

In my quest to earn Money from God in order to live comfortable, i began 40 days fast and prayer with a lot of determination but after three days, i vehemently reduced it to one week not because i couldn't withstand as you may think but the fact i suddenly realized the power of seven days.

I continued the fast and it was as if my twin brother famous in poor cooking was suddenly kissed by an angel in charge of the kitchen in heaven. The aroma of his food was my tempting devil but i overcame it despite accusations that i didn't.

I kept praying faithfully for God financial blessings to come before the expiration of my seven day fast but non came. I began wondering if seven days aren't enough for God to listen to me, i extended it to another seven days with prayer like "God do something millionish in my life, i don't know how you will do it but do it, do something millionish in my life".

That was my daily prayer till the fourteenth day of my fast which was the last day. I locked myself in the room, praying "Do something millionish in my life, oh faithful God". I prayed, pause and left the house looking left, right and up so i won't miss the money.

As i was walking back to the house, i heard "Zedicus Piro see your money for ground", i turned quickly around like a defender dribbled by Lionel Messi, behold a child was just joking with me as a payback. I stood still and counted the devils resident in the child and rebuked them accordingly.

On getting home, i continued with my prayer, "do something Millionish in my life", i repeated it till my mouth was almost shape to the pose style of a just initiated slay queen.

I was in the spirit and began shouting with my eyes close, "do something "millionish" oh lord. I heard a voice do something "rentish". I kept quiet, the voice was equally quiet, i shouted again, do something "millionish" oh lord, the voice repeated do something rentish.

I said "lord is that you speaking"? The voice said "No,its not Lord its Lady, its me Landlady, i want my rent, do something rentish in my life or i do something quite noticesh in your life".

I fell to the ground and shouted "Money Who Are You"? , why are you so stubborn to come? Are you a cripple? Are you blind?, The twenty naira i kept on the table shouted "Zedicus Piro shut up,don't insult me & my brothers, do something 'workish' and 'investmentish' in your life else you will forever don't know who we are".
Hear me o thou with sense!!.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM