JOKE: TESTIMONY

I sat in my pleased position in today's church service tag "End of Year Service", the pastor soon walked to my direction and recognized me as the First Man to post on Facebook from 1st January to 31st December and compelled me to go give a testimony.

I whispered to the pastor i had no testimony but he insisted saying "Zedicus Piro, don't miss further the blessings of God, A grateful heart,benefits alot".

I sluggishly took the mic but immediately i held it, it was like the Nigeria Pastoral demonstration madness geminated in me. I shouted "Praise thou living God", the crowd responded "Hallelujah Hallelujah" so loud like football fans celebrating an injury time decisive goal.

I said "brethren the lord has done it for me,finally he has done it". The Choir drummer didn't disappoint me as he upheld the hitting of ban set "kpra kpra ratan ra ra gbudu gbudu" while the crowd who haven't even heard my testimony began saying "oh we are happy for you,a famous sinner like you,God is really wonderful", some even ran to touch me to tapped the Grace & blessings.

I continued with my testimonial process but walked stylishly towards the exit door, "brethren the lord has done it for me", "brethren the lord has done it for me". One stammerer who sat by the door provoke, "Zedi-Zedi-Zedi-cus-cus-cus Opi-pi-pi-ro, say it or ge-ge-get out". I said "okay bros stammer,no vex".

"Brethren the lord has done it, God have eliminated my enemy, my troublesome enemy that have been disturbing my peace both night & day is gone, the rat is gone, it finally fell on my trap last night and i can now sleep soundly. Praise thou lord brethren", no one answered, i repeated "praise praise praise thou living God you living humans", the congregation was still silent. It was only the stammerer that said "Hall-elu-jah, go-go-go cook the rat chop".

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM