J O K E

I went out to take some yoghurts in  celebration of the New Year, I sat alone with my God in a bar few miles away from my house, An old looking man with gray hairs sat beside me with similar objective but could barely walk proper as i noted.

I admire his way of seeping the yogurt and almost made an order for him but was interrupted by a girl blessed with hell fire apparatus that walked towards him.

I readjusted my chair and rebuked the apparatus accordingly without staring at it though the sale boys later accused me of staring but i know my eyes were firmly closed because the year is too early for distraction.

To my greatest surprised, the girl went and sat on the man legs and said "baby i missed you", the man replied with voice and body shaking  "i miss you more pumpkin" even with my eyes closed i was shocked.

I lost appetite in my favorite yoghurt and left with intention to appeal to the ambulance to take their service nearer the bar because from the way he was breathing,I doubt if he's still alive.

I stepped out of the bar behold i saw a beautiful woman, trust me when i say beautiful. I couldn't stop staring at her that i almost fell into the gutter.

The woman beckoned on me, i went and She said "Young man the year is too early to be lost, moreover don't even think of it, this thing under here is 75 years old". I smiled and told her "Am actually staring at your daughters through you,Ma'am is that girl inside the bar one of them"?. She exclaimed in her old whacky voice "You little rascal, if not that the year is too early, i would have said God punish you".

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM