OBUDU WOMAN MANUFACTURES CAR WITH GUNSHOT HORN

Sequel to the unnecessary traffic jam in Nigeria,I,Zedicus Piro an imaginary female initiated a strategy to ease traffic by changing the sound of my car horn to gunshots. I tasted it in Calabar while driving, it works so perfectly as intended, every one just clear and run out of their vehicles. 

I took it to Lagos, it works tremendously, you know Yoruba and their fearful nature na,the temple run was really funny as many ran shouting Jesus Jesus ohhhhh, Oluwa Oluwa !!! hahahaha.

I took it to warri in delta state,while in a traffic, i pressed the horn kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa, the trycircle(keke) ahead of me didn't even move let alone packing aside. I started wondering if the driver its deaf,I horned again with vexation kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa yet there was no movement, before I will say jack i heard heavy machine gunshots gbum gbum gbum gbum, i ran out of my vehicle shouting help oo  help oo help oo. hahahahhaaha, 

LESSON: Where our plans ends,another one's own begins. 

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM