J O K E : L I T I A M & Z E D I C U S P I R O

Litiam: My Words No Be Problem, My love, My Litiam.
Zedicus Piro: you're romantic again, what do you want this time?
Litiam: You should at least ask how i am?
Zedicus Piro: okay, how are you?
Litiam: Am not fine.
Zedicus Piro: You're honest.

Litiam: What do you mean?
Zedicus Piro: Am fine is a default response to how are you despite how worse we are, so you're honest.
Litiam: Thank you but i have a problem.
Zedicus Piro: Is police chasing you?
Litiam: No
Zedicus Piro: Are you pregnant?
Litiam : No
Zedicus Piro: Someone beat you?
Litiam: No ooo
Zedicus Piro: Your mama die?
Litiam : No, God forbid.

Zedicus Piro: What then is your problem?
Litiam: I need money, any amount.
Zedicus Piro: If its Money then you don't have a problem.
Litiam: wow!!, so when do i expect the solution?.
Zedicus Piro: When it becomes a problem.
Litiam: I hate you, I just wish to transfer the Money on my mind to my Bank Account. I won't even be asking you a dine.

Zedicus Piro: To Transfer Money from Your Mind To Your Bank Account? its Very Simple, Just write your account number & Name of Bank on a piece of paper polish with Cameron Pepper and Alligator pepper.
Place the paper on the body part you feel the Mind cum Money is and Sing Transfer! Transfer!! Transfer!!! 50times with your eyes close. After that, Go to the Bank and Check your balance, if it's not yet there, just wait, the money is hanging, network is bad.

Litiam: You just often appear stupid & stingy.
Zedicus Piro: You often appear like a goat misplaced in the market.
Litiam: Its over between us,
Zedicus Piro: Thank You, I will go to the church and give testimony.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM