SHOULD TECHNOLOGY REVEALED OUR HEAVENLY STATUS? SEE AMAZING AND FUNNY ANSWERS

 Technology can't impress me till i can know with it aid who will be in heaven or not. By imagination this becomes possible and i posses it many people will troop into my abode to check their status. Girls that didn't make it will become so romantic and gentle asking words no be problem what should i do na? I will just locked up and shout next.

 T.B JOSHUA go just enter, i will say prophet you too?, he will be shivering zed just check for me first,i will type his name PROPHET T.B JOSHUA,the technique will respond not found,He will say oya oya check with T.B Joshua,just T.B Joshua.The technique will now read congrats T. B Joshua you have a duplex in hell for becoming Rich by using the name of God to deceived people. 

 
 IGBO MAN will come next,zed nwane take this 2Million for you and your machine, i will come and check my status next week. One week later,he will come Nwane machine kedu zed biko check my status. I will type the name Ojukwu,the machine will reply Ojukwu is in heaven (the guy will interrupt with shouts of praise thank you lord,thank you jesus) But your own Ojukwu is going to hell. The man go just collapse.

 HAUSA MAN go come,kaii ,azed check ham for my name the machine go just shout you are going to hellfire. Hausa man will leave quietly and returned back with bomb and dagger,kai check my name again. The machine will respond Aboki leave me Na,i said you are in heaven, H E A V E N (spelling) ,heaven. Hahahahahahaaha.

YORUBA MAN will come next, egbon zeditech what's my status. The machine will reply you're going to hell fire,you are too dirty to be in heaven,the man will shout ahhhhhhhhhhhh me?aahhhhhhhhhhhhh and finally run back home.

 WARRI MAN go come the machine won't talk,I will ask again please what's the status of this Tompolo,the machine will keep quiet. I will reboot the machine then asked again,the machine will whisper to me for security reasons please tell this guy to go now.

People that didnt make it will go and plan then come,Zedicus Piro oya check for yourself, we most know where you're going too. I will smile and asked the machine,it will respond Zedicus Piro will be taken alive like Elijah into hellfire. Hahahahahaha.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM