THE FIRST DAY I WAS CALLED A DONKEY!

I stumble into my uncle's mobile phone, the quality of it attracted me to touch it. I picked it up and realized it has no password,The devil pushed me to checked the account balance. I saw fifty thousand Naira,the phone almost fell from my hands because of the amazement.

I quickly transfered five thousand Naira to my line. I waited to delete the debit message but it wasn't forth coming. My uncle returned from the neighboring compound "Zedicus Piro where is my phone?", I quickly hid the phone under his pillow on the bed. " uncle i haven't seen it". He asked me to dial his number on my phone. I did without hesitating to avoid suspicion.

I then smartly picked the phone from the bed yet the debited message hasn't entered. "Oh am dead today",i spoke in my mind. I said "uncle there's light o,lemme charge your phone", "yea that's necessary but i forgot my charger", I said uncle i have three chargers. As i was about collecting the phone to charge, light went off. I hated and haven't forgotten Power Holding Company Of Nigeria (PHCN) since then. I returned the phone to him and left to the other building.

Five minutes later,i came back,Uncle mama said you should come and eat. He stood up immediately with his phone,i said "uncle keep the phone here please,snatching of phones is now so rampant even in the village here". That trick didn't work,he insisted of going with it because he was expecting a call.

As we sat for dinner,message enters on his phone,he quickly read it silently and gave it to me to read aloud. I read "dear customer your account has been credited with five thousand naira by Zedicus Piro", He shouted that's very good,you Donkey,if you don't really credit back my five thousand now i will castrate you........... Hahahahahahahahah