WHEN YOU HEAR THIEF! THIEF!! IN EDIM OTOP THESE DAYS

For some time now, Edim Otop Area of calabar municipality is best describe as a jungle justice street as four persons alleged to be armed robbers were burnt to dead. Just like other negative happenings this has also created very high panic.

 I went to the area this evening to see things for myself and get more update for my blog despite several warnings i should avoid the area. I started hearing thief! Thief!! Thief!!!, I said heyyyy so this will happen in my presence,I quickly removed my phone to cover the happenings for factual news later round. Guys ran out with machete,clubs and fuel. Others ran to hide for safety,as the blood hungry looking guys came out shouting where is the thief! where is the thief! where ham,where ham, I stood aside quietly watching the reality show. One of them pointed at me said see ham(i almost wet myself),others said no no no that guy is the famous Zedicus Piro, See the thief the run go there,see ham there,see ham there. They joined the three guys chasing the thief,running very fast towards the thief with their weapons, some of them even lite fire already on tyres.

      

 the director shouted cut,cut ,cut na film we there act oooo,he is not a real thief,Na just film thief him be. 

I then took a taxi and left before no be film go happen next. after a mile,a mother and her about three years old son entered in too. The little child was playing and dragging my beards. His mum shouted stop it that's not your daddy beards. The little child said "daddy doesn't have beards na its only that uncle that do comes when daddy is not around that have plenty beards."

We were all surprise but i could not hold my laughter, not for my troublesome nature but the fact that laughter is the product of surprise to me especially when it comes from such situation. The mum said "shut up,what do you know! That's your daddy's driver and he has access to the house like you." the child looked at her mum,"mummy you can lie oooo,daddy that use to trek to work daily,when did he buy a car na. Mummy mummy look at Dady trekking back from work (pointing to his dad through the side mirrors ),Mumy won't you greet your husband". The mum kept quiet for a minute and said useless child , The child started shouting thief! thief!! Thief!!!, . Boys in the area were out again, this time even an old woman with walking stick came out .  The mother began begging, "please my child stop shouting, i will buy you chocolate." 

The boys stopped our vehicle, what is going on? where the thief? The child replied Uncles Burn Burn Thieves its a false alarm.   Hahahahahhahahahaha

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM