ARSENAL CONFIRMED THE SIGNING OF BUHARI IN LONDON

Arsenal football club of England have today announced the signing of Buhari for a whooping fee of twenty five Naira, two  kobo.

The FA cup champions made the joyful declaration on it official page. Manager Arsene Wenger said "Buhari would be a big boast to the team and with his change tactics we will go far in securing the English Premier League trophy for the first time in 13years,i believed on the prolific striker ".

When contacted Buhari spoke with the ball on his hands "this is a dream come true, am ready for this,my stay in London hasn't been in vain, am training hard,Rival Clubs like PDP and all money looters sorry Chelsea and Man United should be ready because this season will be so competitive like non".

However news just reaching me while filling this report has it Buhari has just failed Arsenal Medicals. According to the Arsenal Chief Doctor Ayodele Fayose  "Buhari is not fit to play even an Orange,Wenger should demand for the return of the club money lavish on him".

Buhari was spotted in the medical room pleading with Fayose with a nice back hand of an envelope saying "Doctor where am from money make everything possible including becoming a president". Dr Fayose got angry and shouted "shut up you APC sickle cell rascal while has money not gotten you healthy,get out of here before you take Arsenal to Recessions of Relegation,I said get back fast to your life supporting machine".

Buhari left angrily back to his aboard(you know the aboard Na) in London and asked  "Lai Mohammed !,Lai Mohammed !! did you seen the drugs i kept on this table"? "Yes Sir,i put them inside five Nigeria must go bags."..... My neighbors shouted NEPAAA and woke me up from sleep,oh what a dream. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM