AYADE FRIGHTENED WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

Yesterday,i saw the governor of Cross River State, Prof Ben. Ayade convoy passing along IBB Way in Calabar,the state headquarters. I suddenly ran in front of it panicking and breathing heavily,waving they should stop, the convoy stopped immediately after applying enough break. the mobile police men jumped out pulled the trigger "clear or i fire" ,I stood still with my head low,the shut in the air, shut again yet i still didn't move an inch.

Ayade got out from the vehicle he was behind and ordered they should bring me to him,i quickly strode towards him still panting heavily. When i got closed he recognized me, "are you not Zedicus Piro that goes about that words no be problem"? I said yes prof, "So what are you doing blocking my way"?   "Prof ,Prof my excellency words are almost becoming a problem",still panting, He commanded me to speak up, i pointed towards the untired narrow road and ahead,"prof is your political enemy Joe Agi and his boys with charms and weapons that are chanting and destroying properties that Ayade must delete! Ayade must delete"!!. The governor said what,Joe Agi again? Frank my lovely brother gwe affe umotor,(enter the motor),he hurriedly entered the vehicle,ordered the driver to revised and took a different direction with speed. I started laughing, daa na so this man sabi fear with all the security.

Two hours later,i got a call from him requesting i should go visiting as a sign of appreciation for saving his life. I was so excited,I arrived at his resident, his PA ushered me in,i sat in the parlor, Ayade came out and greeted me briefly. I sat there enjoying my plate of rice and sachet of yoghurt the PA offered me.

I suddenly saw two big dogs walking slowly to where i sat,i have not always been friend of dogs since my last terrible incidence with one. i jumped up going towards the exit door,I tried to open it, the door was password to voice lock. I mention my name Zedicus Piro, it replied "sorry your identity not known". I mention Ayade,Prof Ben Ayade,the door responded "name i know but voice i don't ". I said oh am dead today. The dogs were still walking closer to me,barking and rolling it tongue, I shouted,no one came. Oh so this thing i hear about Nigerians politicians that they're wicked is true, i knelt down & closed my eyes saying my last prayer, when i was done ,i saw the dogs kneeling down too praying, prayer before meal i thought. I ran to the other side of the parlour ,the dogs followed me with aggression. i wet my self, urine dropped from my moses rod and excrete oozed from my anus immediately. within thirty seconds, the very offensive odour circulated the whole parlour. Ayade & Frank pulled the dog mask,jumped out of it and shouted "uuhmmm uuhmmm, your stomach don rotten in fact you're rottenest". Hahahahahaahahhaaha.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM