EFFIOM OBO THE GREATEST LIAR

My neighbour Mr Effiom Obo also known as koko married and blessed with four kids but struggling to live to the present Nigeria Economy Realities had his younger sister children visited since it was Christmas holidays.

Two days after their visit they started begging and disturbing Effiom to take them out to marina resort. Mr Effiom told them Ayade the governor has demolished Marina resort. The children were amazed,one of the kid Udoh asked, "daddy even the Cinema and Merry goes round"? Everything is gone my dear children, Marina Resort is no more. The children uniformly said "Ayade is wicked o."

Hours later i asked Effiom privately ,"Oga why you the lie like that Na,?",he laughed and told me count these children,they are eight in number, imagine how much i have saved in this Economical hardship,wisdom is profitable Zedicus Piro my friend".

Christmas was drawing closer,the children kept singing Christmas carols at home. It was their usual step to remind Mr Effiom of Christmas cloths. They sang and repeated all the tracks yet Christmas cloths weren't coming.

Two days to Christmas during breakfast,Udoh started singing " mummy o mummy ,mummy when you went for journey,daddy......," Mr Effiom interrupted and shouted ,"Udoh keep quiet,you are eating,Observe table manners and hurry up let's go the market". Hahahahahahaha.

Effiom Obo later stepped out on a very unique dress style to church the following day. His appearance got many laughing and giving him the way.

Koko who spoke about the dressed style said it is the latest from his American collections and people laugh because what you don't know is strange and maybe funny to you.

Koko however contributed to the quick dismissal of his church and was advice by the pastor to seek the services of a fashion designer.

50years koko and father of Ten children angrily left the church to one of his baby mama house. His presence got everyone in the house looking for space to faint.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM