FUNNY DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WESTERN & NIGERIAN APPLICANTS
1: When you call Western Applicants during the day they be like "hi buddy,i just left where i summited my application am heading to the next block,talk to you later" WHILE when you call Nigerian applicants during the day you will hear "hello,i there church,i there church,call me back".
2: Western Applicants quietly search for job WHILE Nigerian applicants will spend more time announcing to everyone "abeg if you see work,lemme know" than searching for the work.
3: Western applicant don't rely on relatives to get them a job WHILE Nigerian Applicants hope is more on uncles or aunties than God.
4: Western Applicants dress very simply WHILE Nigerian Applicants dressing will even make fellow applicants mistake them for the Manager. Maybe manager of job application affairs.
5: Western Applicants maybe single or with Just one kid WHILE Nigerian Applicants have more girlfriends/boyfriends and children .
6: Western Applicants are humbly patience but with dignity to get what they want WHILE Nigerian Applicants have pride and act being respectful.
7: Western Applicants have simply lifestyle WHILE Nigerian Applicants have flamboyant lifestyle.
8: Western Applicants are so privilege than Nigerian Applicants.
9: When the day goes bad for western Applicants smoking cigarette is the next option WHILE when the day goes bad for Nigerian Applicants babalawo or looking for spaces to faint is the next option.
10: In Western world the government persuade Applicants to come and work WHILE in Nigeria Applicants persuade government with even bribe to give them work.
11: In Western World Jobs search for Applicants While in Nigeria even Angels assist Applicants to search unendingly for jobs.
No matter the hard situation in securing a job,never give up but i lovingly recommend handwork or skill for you. In this part of the world Nigeria,focus is now on entrepreneurship. The money a salary earner take home at moth end may not be compare to what a dedicated and serious entrepreneurs like Welders or Entertainers make a day. Be your own boss,even it takes you to open a church do it,don't laugh or frown,am just being real,its so lucrative. Start up something and support your white collar job,keep the pride away,people that ridicule you will later come begging to borrow from you. SUCCESS!!!
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

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