MAN BROKEUP WITH FIANCEE FOR OFFERING WINE WITHOUT GIST

Wonders as the saying goes shall never end. I went out on a faithful Sunday with my family car which we bought from five years savings. What else was my objective if not sitting out to sip some alcohol.

On my way,some group of police officers stopped me " hey Mr wettin there for us",i said officers nothing o,they insisted i should make their Sunday. I brought out four daily manners words of God "officers there's nothing greater than what am holding,please take it". They ordered me with a harsh tune to pack well,i did,he asked me to hold on,he brought out a naira note of money, "Mr man this is what is greater for us right now,give us more to be the greatest".

I reluctantly obliged so i could go my way before they charges me for rape or robbery in advance. I brought out a thousand naira note,his countenance changed to a wonderful smile,I said "officer no change ,this is the only money i have".he replied "gimme ,i will give you change".he quickly brought out nine hundred naira balance for me. I was shocked ,my mouth remained opened,he shouted what is it,i said "nothing officer,this how i behaved when police officers gives me balance but officer abeg you there groundnut sales department of police"? He laughed and i zoom off.

I got to me & you wine bar seated alone taking some bottles. A couple romantically walked in and sat by my left,the waitress quickly attended to them better than she did with me. I wondered if its because there was no you beside me as the name implies. The countenance of the man soon changed after a while he stood up and left the lady. In my mind i thought if this man has no money on him. In my peaceful inquisitive nature I went after the man excuse me sir,he shouted i refused to be excused,i replied you're excused already. My boldness humbled the man. Sir "what went wrong,your lady is crying,you guys were good together...", he interrupted me "good together? Am a man of my principles,I have just ended my relationship with her,she took me out here bought a wine without bringing gist,that's an insult to my personality". I laughed,just that ? Who does that ? . I went back to the lady,ma'am its a pity,stop crying eh else i will lend you my heart broken handkerchiefs. That was the alcohol in me talking.

I entered my vehicle and left the me and you bar. The gentle man in me was telling me don't drive while drunk but the alcohol replied my gentility get out,you liver less holier than thou entity.

I got to that police check point again, packed well as usual,the alcohol in me pushed me out of the vehicle ,I stride towards the officer and told him "Oga do you know if you shoot me this gun, it will not enter,the police was surprised, "you this boy again, get out of here,I won't lose my job because of you,get out"...., I took off with my vehicle.

5miles ahead,I met another check point,the gentle man in me said comport yourself but the alcohol countered it, "do anything ,its me and you,nothing will happen". I got out of the vehicle, "Oga police if you shoot me this gun,i will not die or be hurt. The officer kept quiet and walked away. The alcohol still pushed me to follow him,I repeated "Oga flat ass police man if you shoot me this gun,i won't die or be hurt". Headlight from the on coming vehicle made me realized it was a non smiling army man,i looked towards the van saw "operation treat fuck up". I step backwards, the army officer shouted hold it there, repeat what you said again, I replied me? I didn't say anything, he shoot a bullet through my neck,I thought i was gone,the alcohol in me cleared with the sound of the gun, he shouted again repeat what you said, I knelt down officer abeg i said you shall never get hurt or die from the shooting of any body in bokoharam ,militant or Evans nation.
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MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM