THE FIRST DAY I WORE ARMY CAMOUFLAGE

 I was in the library reading,a young boy sagging his trouser walked in,with the available spaces all round he decided to sit on the same desk with me,after 30minutes,the beans i ate from home started working,there was a silent released from my anus,the boy looked at me with pity,i didn't even mind him, after 10minutes,i released another one,the boy buried his face on the ground and wanted to talk,i interrupted him with "shhhii this is library, no noise", he shook his head ,stood up and left. The library attendant shouted please am closing before you people kill me,everyone out.
    

 I got out of the library and heard the army-cripple story and how the cripple was given a house,money and business after he was brutally beaten by soldiers for wearing camouflage.

 

I quickly went and borrowed army camouflage, wore it and walked around the streets,Army men were passing me by like am invincible. I went further to the nearest army barrack to me,stood by the gate. The officers on duty were just looking at me like a Television, i began wondering if its not camouflage am putting on. Just as i was still wondering a groundnut seller greeted me "Good afternoon Officer Hassan",I turned around looking for officer Hassan,the sales boy repeated again "Good afternoon officer Hassan", that was when i remembered the name on the camouflage is Hassan B., i quickly responded armillary to the greetings.

 
Two Officers then walked towards me,(on my mind,i said God has answered my plans)people who stood around shouted I should run o,"Zedicus Piro run o else words will be a problem today o, they will kill you today o". The two officers got closer and whispered to my ear " soldier ant just maintain your lane or carry your bad market out of here,we are equally looking for who will beat us." Hahahahahhahahahaahhaahhahahahaha

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM