MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH DECORATIVE PAINTING

I was in Porthacourt on a certain Saturday in June,My uncle house was so bored,i decided to sit out not having any place in mind,As i walked down the street,I saw a beautiful well painted house,it caught my attention,I walked closer and heard lite music from the premise,alas it was the kind of place to relief my boredom.

I stepped in,My eyes were fixed at the beautiful paint designs,i almost fell into the swimming pool. I comported immediately and sat down by the bar closer to the swimming pool. I quickly ordered for a yoghurt, took the first sip. Two white girls walked up to my table,"hello can we join you",I quickly obliged, (which Nigerian guy will deny that).

We got along and i realized they are Chinese. I admired one and expressed my feelings as a gentle man.she quickly accepted (of course whites don't waste time like our Nigerian girls). She demanded we walk around the beautiful painted premise. We took some photographs of the place and met two guys working with lot of passion, zeal and care on some side of the building. I couldn't hold the excitement "wow you guys did these beautiful works here eh,its so beautiful" ,one of them said "yes Sir,we are decorative painting world, we specialized on what you see here,this is just one of the many places we have worked on,thank you sir for admiring our works,these is our contact numbers 08086806844,08037122151,we look forward to your patronage and we assure you of our quality service and presence in any part of the country." The young men returned to their work.

I saved their phone numbers and remembered i haven't collected my new Chinese girlfriend mobile phone contact,I quickly asked for it as we walked back to where we sat,she replied me "sex sex sex,free free sex tonight", I said pardon ,she repeated again " sex sex sex,free free sex tonight", In my mind,i said "wow,so easy,i don hammer today," i was still smiling when the other girl that was their tour guide told me don't even think of it,she meant "666-33629". I was angry,i held her closer to me and said " if you don't work on this your hope rising intonation ,you will be rape soon in this country,nonsense". Hahahhaahahahahhahahahahahaha.