WORDS NO BE PROBLEM AND CALABAR TAXIES

I stepped out last week on my birthday not having enough money on my pockets for transportation and where i was going is far. As an Obudu man i humbly entered the taxi sitting quietly.

We got closed to where i was going ,i picked offense, driver what type of music is this in your vehicle,you're abusing pastors,that's an abuse to Christianity ,you're abusing my religion,who are you? Drop me right now,i said drop me,i can't sit in this type of vehicle. The driver stopped me,i stood as if am waiting for another taxi,when the vehicle was out of sight,i smiled ,rearranged my cloths and guy walk into my aunty house.

What happened there subjected me to unending regrets. You can imagine i met her cooking,until i left when it was getting dark the food wasn't ready,i have just been imagining if its now possible to cook stones. What a bad day it was,the most difficult thing was going back,will the same trick work again. I tried to trek but there was no energy,being hungry from morning till evening is worth loosing enough strength.

I entered the taxi again,sitting quietly,the energy to talk wasn't even there. An old woman started preaching, all these young boys with beards what are you children feeling like? I wish you know how it makes you look like terrorist. In my mind i said praise thou lord,thank you Jesus. The woman kept talking,when i was getting close to my house. I got angry again. Driver stop me,i have tried not to answer this woman but i can't sit and listen to her label me a terrorist. Drop me (shouting). I got down from the vehicle ,the driver and other passengers started blaming the woman. As usual ,i relax for the vehicle to leave before i guy walk with my empty pocket to my house.

I decided to try this trick again yesterday, brethren i saw stars,it brightness brought back my senses.

I was just at home with my poverty and God when my guys called me to meet them somewhere, i said am not going but i was pressurize yet it didn't move me until i heard "that girl you been crushing on is here and even asked of you". The flexing mode ignited in me immediately, i started doing rehearsal on my mirrors of what i will tell her. I stepped out,since the place wasn't far,i trekked after hours of sipping some bottles of alcohol and finally winning my crush heart with my words fountain she agreed to go home with me.

We entered a taxi,the excitement made me forgot my pocket was empty,the driver shouted "bring your money". In my mind i said "oh my rep will drop laka this". I tried to fake provocation but the alcohol in my body was telling me don't ,please don't. I didn't hear,i shouted driver why are you driving like this,do you want to cut our destinies short,you are even putting Buhari's photo on your Car. Drop us,we are not going again. The driver pulled aside,we got out of the vehicle,my girlfriend was still quarrelling with the driver, he opened his door quietly and came out too. Walks towards me,brethren his muscles was five times my thigh ,i knelt down bros bouncer abeg, "I know you look like destiny killer but you're not,forgive us, I no get money here The man in that photo on your car Don make us poor". He was still walking closer to me,my girlfriend shouted "baby don't beg him,don't be afraid, he can't do anything, you have power more than him". I replied her "shut up,shut up my friend,you are the real destiny killer and not this gentle cute man. Turning to the driver, honey don't mind this your destiny killer colleague. Take your money,keep the balance. Hahahahaha

LESSON: TRICKS DON'T WORK ALWAYS ,SIMPLE TRUTH IS BETTER AND WORKS FOREVER.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM