COMEDY

My invitation to perform in the graduation and end of term party of foresight nursery and primary schools Ikom came through a text with the inclusion of forwarding my bank account details. It was a message that brought happiness and uprightness,I felt like Jesus Christ commanded me to stand up and be happy. I walked straight to my mirror and say thank you lord but a thought came immediately, I picked up my phone and confirmed the invitation. It was true, The proprietor of the school Mr Godwin Ukwu is a honest good man. I forwarded my account immediately and was paid, the amount i received sent me to an urgent toilet but the amount is not your business,Amen. I began preparation, mixed some couple of my jokes and embark to the occasion.

I arrived there with my finely dress Abba made cloths walking in Obudu way that caught the attention of the pupils and staffs. The children soon gathered to welcome me, the love i received that day is worth another blog post. One of the child walked up to me and whispered "you better have something worth applauding to offer else this children respect for you will depreciate like Nigeria Economy". I stared at the child impressively but not amazed because i knew where i was, a school full of intelligent leaders and professors of tomorrow. I was ushered to my seat by a very beautiful girl that make me almost miss steps but whoever subject Zedicus Piro to such has earned my gentle words mixture of demand for friendship,what later transpire is still not your business,Amen. Awards were presented and other ceremonies before i was call up by the beautiful female MC. Mehn walking up to the pulpit wasn't easy as i became so lite. I almost fell and it became my first comedy of the day as everyone laughed as if it was intended. Indeed when God is with you, your mistakes becomes your very right master takes.

I got hold of the Mic ,When i say Zedicus Piro You say.., they crowd interrupted me Words No Be Problem, one of them shouted we know. I asked that very child who later gave me her name as Agounim to step out since she knows. Agounim walked up with much confident than mine . What class and how old are you?, she said nursery two, four years old. I asked again Mention one example of domestic animals,she said rats, i said no, that's wrong rats are non domestic animals, she laughed "uncle Zedicus Piro you are not current,rats are now domestic animals, they're rats in the bush and rats in the house, i have rats in my house ,if you think am lying ask my daddy and mummy seated there, They are rats in Aso Rock too, if you think am lying ask President Buhari in Abuja, Uncle Zedicus Piro where do you live that you don't have rats in your own house? Tell me, tell us". The crowd were all in laughter but that was part of my planned comedy for the day. I gave some further jokes,maybe i should share it here,maybe i shouldn't,okay lemme give out one. I further trill the crowd with my joke about rat, "I saw some rats,those rats from Agounim home ,gathered for an emergency meeting due to accusation of Agounim and Buhari on how domesticated and dangerous they have become. I hurriedly went for my rat poison to execute them and let my crayfish and groundnut be free. I draw closer expecting they will scamper for safety but they sat still with long mouth and nurses. I attempted to drive them,they didn't move,I went and brought big stick as i raise it up, the chairman known as Okon Calabar started crying and called my name Zedicus Piro, I was shocked,do you know my name? I asked ,The Okon Calabar replied yes dear,you evolved from rat race ,if am lying look at your beards in the mirror,anyway we are in a solemn assembly to sympathize with all Nigerians on your present Economy hardship, accept our sympathy and get well soon but please tell your president that look like rat to stop accusing us of certain things". I got angry how dare you call my President of many lives a rat, Okon Calabar replied "shut up, you be rat, your sense has recessed too, am going, if you know my hole come and beat me."
Hahahahaha.

RATS

Finally i live you with this; Jokes can be crack, made, form and created it alls requires thinking,creativity and the ability to blend it with the environment you fine yourself, this post is an example. Comedy or joke can come from where you least expect and be disappointing from where you so expect. In all these be always grateful and appreciate comedians, its a gift from God for you to laugh out stress. A good joke is a dose to healthiness cum long life. If you fall in love with comedy, laughter as bright as NEPA light will locate you and wherever you appear people will shout NEPAAAAAAAAA.