NIGERIAN PASTOR INTRODUCED ELEVEN COMMANDMENT

I dedicate this baby to the lord Almighty in the name of The Father, Son And Holy Spirit. That was the voice of the pastor in apostolic Church in Calabar dedicating 
my friend new born baby. 
The service proceeded and got to a point where the pastor commanded that its welcome time. I saw young girls and men adjusting, those outside sneaking in. I asked my friend what's on going. He told me today is Special Price Winning Sunday. 

The Congregation fell to the floor to greet the pastor. The pastor then announced Women stand up and greet the Men, they stoodup and shouted "Amecerende oo, Owou Owou"
. The men stood up and greeted too "Amecerende Owou Owou". 

He went further and announced Single Girls stand up and greet Single Guys,guys eyes were as bright as headlight, some even wore lenses immediately zooming around. Single Girls stood up and greeted "Amecerende Owou Owou". Single guys stood up and responded amecerende Owou Owou, the crowd of men that stood amazed even God. 

It was time for the d-price, Pastor announced all the virgins in the church stand up. I quickly stood up as a proud virgin that i am, Almost the whole population was up too including my friend that just dedicated his child. The pastor then announced "Some of you now play truancy with this Special church award,it is base on that we have a sincere medical team here back by Holy Ghost Koboko to test for virginity". People began sitting down stylishly leaving me and the pastor daughter standing in the whole church. 

We stepped out for the test, people were shouting Pastor, Zedicus Piro is not a virgin ooo, i was unconcern because they were obviously jealous. We got to the pulpit the congregation was up with all sort of Phone Cameras to snap how the Machine will Koboko me. The pastor daughter was the first to place her hands on the machine, the machine shouted Hold Still Virginity Synchronizing, Synchronizing Done, Virginity Negative. Deflowered 15years ago by Choir Master. The pastor shouted unbelievable, the congregation replied Amecerende Owou Owou. 

It was my turn,i walked confidently and placed my hands on the machine, I was synchronized by the machine and the result echoed out Congratulations Zedicus Piro you're a proud virgin. The Price handsome amount of money in the bag was handed over to me, i held it to walk back to my sit, My Brother hit me and shouted what is wrong with you, leave my Cassava alone, you be homo. Oh what a dream!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha .

I woke up imagining what a dream and it night was,i said a prayer and committed the day into the lord hands. My neighbor Chally soon knock my door,her knock were always troublesome like herself. I opened up and she harassed me as usual and brought an invitation to her church . I quickly remembered my dream and didn't hesitate to say Yes, i took my bath ,put up my well starched cloths like a bachelor will always do. We arrived at the church and the Sunday service began. New members were asked to stand up,i did sharply and smartly hoping for some benefits but i was fully disappointed. The pastor soon started announcing Eleven Commandment! Eleven Commandment !! Repeatedly, i quickly brought out my bible to confirmed if it was updated last night, Chally collected it from me and said Zedicus Piro pay attention, i asked her what's the eleven commandment she kept quiet, my curiosity was high,i turn to my right and ask the young man we have quite shared some smiles whats the eleven commandment i realized he was a stammerer ,it took him ten minutes of kicking and hitting his leg on the ground to say i don't know. The Assistant Pastor got the mic and said "Our pastor is now so Mount Sinai, don't be confused, eleven commandment is what you know but the name is just new, it means thou shall now pay your tithe". The Stammerer beside me interrupted him and started shouting twelve Commandment! Twelve Commandment!!, the assistant pastor said young man what do you mean,can you sit down please ,The Stammerer continued shouting Twelve Commandment ,I turned to him ,brethren what do you mean? He said Twelve Commandment means " Pastor Thou shall pay your own tithe to me as the only begotten faithful servant of the lord" . I  began shouting my own,Thirteen Commandment !! ,My voice was as loud as thirteen speakers, The Pastor said gentle man with beards what do you mean by Thirteen Commandment? I responded "Thou shall not forget Zedicus Piro o yea Tithes Collectors". The pastor replied Fourteen Commandment "O yea interested in the church tithe thou Shall leave the church for your own safety and long life sake"  Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM