I CHOP I CHOP MINISTERIAL WORSHIP

"Brethren today's sermon is on the need to use your talent in service to God. Talents are main to bless someone. If you fail to use your talent it will be dormant. God inserted a unique talent in each one before leaving his workshop. Don't disappoint God and Man, realized your dream and wake up to it". That was the voice of Pastor Awa Ube ministering in Sunday service at I chop I Chop ministry.

I sat quietly with my talent listening to Pastor Awa as she demonstrate in a Nigeria Pastoral way. She shouted from the pulpit tap that young man seated with beards by the left entrance. All eyes were on me. I left my seat and walked towards her. Young man the holy spirit revealed to me,you have a special talent of singing, come on take the mic and give us a special chorus or number as it is call in the Nigeria way.

I stood amazed, thinking how indeed strange the holy spirit is this days, I said Pastor with due respect to you and the holy spirit. I don't have a good voice for singing, you are making a mistake. Pastor Awa provoke this is exactly what i just finish preaching about,come on give us any song you know. You must sing.

I got the Mic shouted Praise Thou Lord with all my strength with my legs fling up and my mouth finely opened like Buhari there take London drugs, the congregation stood up proclaiming Alleluias. The choir master shouted you got the grace brethren. I said great members of i chop i chop ministry, they echoed great. I said Zedicus Piro, They shouted Words No Be Problem.  I began singing "Our money o,Your offertory o, Pastor the chop fia fia , him there chop fia fia , Pastor wife there chop o, Pastor daughter there chop ooo, Pastor daughter's boyfriend there chop ooooo, him there chop tulutulu, Deacon and Choir master the cry say there no there chop even small". Praise thou lord living God, The church shouted "Alleluia, we love the song,remix it , even we no there chop."

Pastor Awa shouted enough, enough, Zedicus Piro or whatever you call yourself, the holy spirit said you should go back to your seat, Singing is not your calling, i said pastor i must sing, I have call music and music will call me. Pastor was quiet, she walked to the right and back, the church was quiet too and highly anticipated what will happen next. Pastor Awa wrote on a piece of paper and ask one girl from the congregation to read it loud. The girl step forward with a bit of pressure and read thus "With deep sorrows but with total submission to the will of God the great giver and taker, i announced in advance the holy Abruptly demise of Zedicus Piro also known as Words No Be Problem. He survived by two thousand Facebook Friends, one thousand WhatsApp Contacts, Two Instagram Followers, Many other Social Media and Earthly Media friends". I handed over my note too to the girl to read "With gladness and many witnesses around, i announced my new talent of marathon race to the house." When the girl pronounced the last words i was by the exit gate.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM