MIX THOUGHTS

1: ........................Verily Verily I say unto you except a man is being Born Again,he shall not enter the kingdom of God. What's is being born again?
Accepting God and Dying unto God. Death is the way,Righteous life is the ticket into the kingdom of God.

2: There's always one person that you love that truly love you back, one person you love that doesn't love you and one person that loves you but you don't love her/him and one person that you dislike and he also dislike you. happy is he that love favours.

3: Some day that person you're maltreating will buy you a bottle of wine for preparing him so hard for the future. Difficult times are wet grounds for the future.

4: When Your vehicle get bad,Mechanic earn money.
When you fall sick, Doctor earn money,
When your relative die,Coffin Sellers earn money,
Accept it or not,Your problem is a Blessing to Another Man.

5: Understand We are all going some where, how and when we get there varies with our faces. Safe Journey!!.

6: Most people will die early not because of witchcraft but for the inability to maintain their lane.

7: Strict principles doesn't work in love,love is not a military service,love is love. Behind every successful relationship there's an understandable man or woman ACTING foolish .

8: A Lawyer that can't win a girl's heart should go ask for the refund of his school fees.

9: If you think of the ungrateful nature of man you will never help any body. Just Satisfy your conscience by doing good always. The show of Goodness has no conditions.

10:Once i marry, my wife must relocate to where i am whether she's receiving Davido's 30billion, I can't afford to marry and still be visiting each other like boyfriend girlfriend.

11: Marrying a Comedian doesn't mean you will be laughing always.
Marrying a Pastor doesn't mean you will be in heaven.
Marrying a Doctor doesn't stop you from being sick.
Marrying Zedicus Piro doesn't mean words won't be your problem.
Marrying a Farmer doesn't mean there will be surplus food. 
What does that tell you? Man not even your so love husband or wife cum significant others can't provide all but Marrying God means you will be happy,healthy, full of words and a lot to eat. God bless you.

12: Bank Alert can cure Malaria and restore happiness with so much alacrity.

13: One thousand Naira is a chicken change to Dangote but not to Zedicus Piro. The worth of Money depends on how much you have.

14: Christianity has been abused.
Islam has also been abused but God can never be abused. God doesn't know religion,he knows his own.

15: When i die,when you die,many fake friends will appear,many stingy people will become generous , Many unsung actors will show their skill of crying, Everyone will realized how good you were,people that never appreciate you will resurrect, your houses will be renovated. Shame unto mankind.

16: There's no goodness to report someone to her partner for cheating. If you end up breaking or divorcing them be ready to provide a saint partner. 

17:The decision of a woman to go into a relationship with a man lies within a woman and not anyone else,the decision to quit also lies with her. The same applies to a man. Stop thinking you can end someone relationship or force someone into a relationship, you're dreaming.

18: It takes just one bad did for man to forget the rest good did but it takes God just one right did to forget the rest numerous bad did. Non like God.

19: When you offend a man and he start laughing becareful he can kill or disfigure you.

20: When you give to someone and she can't say thank you,you will feel so angry or disappointed but when she so appreciate,you feel so delighted to give more. That's how God feels too each time we can't say Thank You for atleast the gift of life. Be appreciative so you won't depreciate! .

21: WHITE GIRLS BIRTHDAY MESSAGE
Hurray!!!,happy birthday Jamie,love ya
NIGERIA GIRLS BIRTHDAY MESSAGE
My besti,my gossip mate,my makeup artist,the ring leader,my slay queen,she can gist for Nigeria and laugh for africa,please join me in wishing her happy womb escape day. Haba,what do we really wish her.

22:Most guys or Men don't have cream, some its up to year they haven't apply cream on their body but they still look handsome. Beauty is inborn ojare

23:Before an Average girl get married ,Over 20 guys have slept with her. Oya start counting for yourself. God may we not marry Borehole, These are not my real words.

24: He who says has never been foolish hasn't fallen in love .

25: He who says am not a baby hasn't fallen love.

26: You buy vans for Nigeria police today,in two weeks time they are looking like ancient of days yet even one Arm robber they won't catch, arrive in cream scenes on time they won't , what the hell do they use those vans for.

27: There's no permanent friend in life even the ones call friends are fake, that's the reason i don't share personal things or secret as some will call it.

28: From January to December no form of exercise at all, all you do is wakeup,eat,sleep and gossip , when you get so sick, you blame Satan. Exercise is good for you.

29: When you live like you have too much you won't cease borrowing .

30: We are not block from the Garden of Eden,its only main for Obedient Children of God. Fine your way back. Heaven is Understand We are all going some where, how and when we get there varies with our faces. Safe Journey. 👍👊😠My Name is Zedicus Piro And You Know Say Words No Be Problem of Eden.

31: Intelligent people will go to hell not because they're the worst sinners but for the comfortable feelings that they know too much.

32: Someone has not left an impact or a lesson in your life till you frown or smile whenever you think of him/her.

33: A fool is so right in his own eyes, you may never understand this till you come out of foolishness or you stay close to a fool.

34: If you don't have God hide your face.

35: Power lies on those who who trust in the name of the lord.

36: Social Media is not an environment where you come look for girls to take to your five seconds bed or men to earn make-up and cloths money, It is an atmosphere where God is preached , unique ideas, News, Jokes, Education and Motivation are shared.

37: Our thoughts makes us unique.

38: Girls are ALWAYS buying Cloths but they don't ALWAYS have what to wear.

39: A wrong situation with a wrong friend is more tears.

40:To how we got to this stage of all about physical beauty or looks still surprises me.

41: You are 17years, your backside look 30years,Your front is Manchester On top the league, your dress style is a blue Traffic light, and someone say child abuse will stop.

42: Do you know the computer device you saved data in because you feel your brain can't carry it, is just a little faction compare to what the brain can contain. Every thing in life is the work of the brain. God inserted the brain as a guide to our lives.

43: Nothing saddens a great man like when hr can't do it for you and nothing excite a great man like when he does it for you.

44: Its a shame if you can't speak your mother tongue. English Language is killing our cultural identity but i refuse my Bette can't die.

45: Hunger keeps us working.

46: Apart from Cars,cloths and building a house what else does all these Nigerian fake Pastors do with their money. Suck!

47:GUYS have just few pairs of jeans and never complain of what to wear WHILE Girls got a heap of Cloths and always don't have what to wear.

48: I have Nollywood Movie on my phone ,anytime and anywhere i want to sleep and the sleep ain't coming i will just play it before you will say Buhari take your drugs, am snoring.

49: Accept it or not Sex is unavoidable to man except your waist region is a waste region .

50: Some of you hear words like *thunder fire you* without knowing the meaning. The power of Thunder is 100 fold the power of High Tension Cable hence use it less please.

51: It is Improper to conclude when you haven't heard from both parties.

52: When you are close to a thing for so long it becomes part of you, that is the reason Hausa don't joke with their cattle and that is also the reason when your phone battery is dead,you feel uncomfortable.

53: To say its impossible means you haven't given it maximum attention.

54:  Phone Conversation BOY TO BOY
Boy 1: Mumu how far,una get light?
Boy 2: Imbecile i there , light there
Boy 1: Am coming to charge my phone
Boy 2: carry your charger else na your anus you go use charge the phone,
Boy 1: Your Fada.
Call ends
Boy 2: lemme leave this small garri for this Ogbona to come eat.

Phone Conversation GIRL TO GIRL
Girl 1: baby what's up, you guys have power supply?
Girl 2: Am fine sweetheart, yes there's light.
Girl 1: Am coming to charge my iPhone
Girl 2: Alright love.
Call ends
Girl 2: this poor girl with body odour is coming again lemme hide my tops😟

NOTE: Boys are mean to each other but got each other back,Girls act nice to each other but So Mean😡 behind each other.

55: Boldness is a gift, shyness too is a gift , despise not,they all have a purpose.

56: Since i was born,grow up to the stage of words no be problem and now am getting old i have never seen a girl with one boyfriend and hatred for makeup or money.

57: Most beautiful girls are prostitutes, each time i see new born beautiful girls i get so scared.

58: If someone can't trust you with Money, Woman and Wine, forget it ,you're a NO BODY.

59: Some people will or are suffering in life not because of witchcraft but their inability to be sincere to even the hands that cares for them.

60: There's no condition to help else its no longer HELP
H: Humbly
E: Extend
L: Love
P: Please.

61: What else would have replaced women....,whoever created a woman was a Managing Director.

62: Football a three edge sword, today you win,tomorrow you lose, tomorrow you draw, no better explanation about life than this.

63: Alcohol brings out the best from your brain, if you have a mumu brain,you will get more mumulicious. If you have a wise brain ,you get more wiser with lot of wisdom & foresight AND this is the reason why most drunk in the village say things that surprises people.

64: There's always that one person that gives you hope and courage.

65: If same sex could be legalize then with time Sibling marriage would be legalize but may this not happen in my time. Amen.

66: When you are in love, you act like a baby. A baby is so tender and forgiving of heart that's the reason most spouse call themselves baby.
Also a baby only knows how to cry,eat,sleep, shit and suck. So ask your lover that calls you a baby where you belong.

67: Guys all those girls with big breast that you see and become Amoebic in self-control in the name of admiration by the time that brazier goes off, you will understand comprehensively the meaning of the wall of Jericho has fallen.

68: Whoever said when girls stop posting pictures means they are pregnant had a Ph.d in the research.

69: How comfortable or uncomfortable we are living is the product of our choices, actions and attention.

70: Nothing makes married men so humble, friendly and generous like when you catch them with all these Ijoya girls, they will just be smiling like a weed induced mad man.

71:Who ever initiated wisdom deserves a sachet of yoghurt.

72: Almost every one knows what is in the bible but what interest Christians is how expatiate practically with wisdom the message.

73: When your child whom you so love ask(let's say) for a condom , you don't give him because its not suitable for him at that stage. That's how God operate with us, he give to us at the appropriate time. Even if we stand or sit we can't see the appropriate time of God till it manifest.

74: Must you sleep with every girl? Tufiakwa.
Must you sleep with every man? tufiakwa.

75: There is always that one person that so worry in group chat, if you don't have indicate lemme loan the one i have to you. This girl worry, even when no one gree answer she will be like
Hello house x5
Good evening once again x3
Una don sleep x4
Kpam kpam x 10
Jesus Una don hear the latest?
In my curiosity, i will quickly reply what latest?
She will say Zedicus Piro nothing much sha,am fine and you? Oh.

76: If you think well, you buy well.

77: The day a slay queen fart for you brethren you will understand practically the meaning of slaying.

78: Some of you especially girls the write up we see on your pictures on social media is indifferent from the image. How can you post a picture showing your Niger Delta and caption it "Jesus Loves You*, what's really loving us or is Jesus the pet name of Your Niger Delta ? ahhhh.

79: Most Government Appointees will fall back to zero level after their tenure not because of witchcraft or the system has not tried with them but the habit of impressing alcohol and girls,Last night i began wondering if they are Alcohol Appointees. Well, the only time you don't know time is moving is when you're enjoying. Don't wake up, allow yourself to keep confusing yourself to avoid savings.

80: When the right man is somewhere, everyone is there.

81: In life there is always that one person that is your confidant and whenever he is beside you there is confidence.

82: Mr L: You can become a Mechanic;
Mr A: forget,it is impossible
Mr L: You can become a Medical Doctor
Mr B: Me deal with human life,Forget,its impossible
Mr L: You can know this and that
Mr C: Its impossible we are not God.

NOTE: Learning is the solution to Impossibility.

83: How do you convince and motivate these little children that Education is the key when they're rewarded with plate and pencils for excellence while they watch others going home with Millions for even a talent show of farting the air.

84: When the wrong person is somewhere more wrong things are there.

85:And a friend said who should I marry? I replied marry your sister, everyone screamed *God forbid,I rebuke you Words No Be Problem*AND I stressed i didn't say marry your sister but marry who is LIKE your sister or brother.

86: A Good man has one woman, A bad man has many women. Am proud to be a Good man.

87: THINGS PEOPLE SAY
When you are rich,its blood Money
When your business is booming,its juju
When God uses you to do miracles,its juju.
When you are too intelligent,its witchcraft
When you too beautiful,she is mermaid
When you keep bears,He is Boko Haram.

God is a good God and can create good things. With him and in him is everything. Change your reasoning.

88: As slay queen no kill me last night Na God, she just slay me All around the bed,oh daa, she got Words No Be Problem speaking in strange languages. Oh daa, female anopheles slay queen mosquito you're wicked.

89: Before you meet any juju man to make you Rich ask yourself and him why are his children not Rich. He will have ears hear my words.
: They are four types of people
*Those who love and show it to you
*Those who love you and don't show it to you
*Those who hate you for no reason and pretend to love you.
*Those who hate you and show it to you.
Be careful with man.

90: The only time most people are quiet and burry their faces in a public setting is when you talk about death or Sex yet these two things are unavoidable. What strangers!!

91: Human Being let's marry ourselves.

92: If your reasoning is still the same with yesterday, you are stagnant.

93: In an action movie there's Boss and Actor, no matter the beatings Actor passes through in the hands of Boss he will always win the fight. That's how life is, No matter the difficulties we pass through in life ,God will always establish us. Difficult Moments are Boss, We are Actors. Be Bless.

94: Some People are pupils.

95: *I miss you or am missing you* when apart but *i missed you* when finally together.

96: The difference among men is thinking. I am so afraid of man because i don't know how and what you are thinking.

97: Your mama is in the village eating white sorrowful soup without even crayfish but you are in the club spending thousands on alcohol dancing about happy without happiness. Brethren when time go reach, in the tone of Timaya the no dey telle person.

98:  God blessings doesn't hide it comes with so much brightness and whoever sees you will shout NEPA .

99: Common Sense is better than charm.

100: WHO IS A FOOL?
He that feels i know too much.

101: Each time i attain a wedding, i just keep imagining how many people in the congregation slept with any of the spouse, i will fall shy and ashamed on their behalf while they dance comfortable about. Oh Lord give me a virgin to marry.

102: Whoever initiated Thank God is Friday TGF is a footballer,while you wait for month end, these guys just get millions gbagam every Friday. I wish Words No Be Problem is Football No Be Problem,i for the smile like mumu every Friday.

103: If a relationship is base on Sex you may be strongly remember only when he is horny.

104: Cross River State is govern by two Professors yet Majority of the People are complaining . What does that tells you? Leadership is not about Paper Qualification but Inborn Qualification.

105: Bride price can marry you a wife,poor control of P*nis can also marry you a wife.

106: When you go to an ATM for withdrawal,you enter the card and the machine demands you wait because it is processing. That's how God operate, when you pray to God, you wait patiently with FAITH. ATM may disappoint you by not dispensing but God never disappoint. Alleluia.

107: I met a girl last week and we so got along but today she told me,"Zed when i met you there was happiness in me that i have seen someone But didn't know you are A very wrong mad troublesome number." I laughed and told her Welcome,You are now my true friend. Whoever realize and understand this is my friend.

108: White man discovered black man was growing with speed, they brought Television to slow us down. As if that wasn't okay, they brought Social Media to complete the distraction work. Mehn this is my last post on Facebook.

109: Going abroad doesn't make you an automatic Rich man, you will surfer, surfer and may even come back empty handed with just big jeans, bushy hairs and yea yea men accent.

110: You will never know how ugly someone is until he/she is in the midst of beautiful/handsome people.

111: Millions of people died during the civil war. Ojukwu lived 41 years after the war.
Someone still talking about Biafra or IPOB.

112: When you are sad Cool Music makes you cry the more, When you are happy Cool music makes you bore, When you are broke Cool Music reminds you of your situation.

113: The Blue Whale ejaculate about Ten Thousand Litres of sperm, only half a litre enters the female and someone is still asking why the Sea is Salty.

114: If you have money and your family can't enjoy it who else would ? Tufiakwa to this system in my Land, may Satan keep using mama slays to broke and restore your senses.

115: Babies cry when they are bathing them because its not their intention to bath. When someone force you to do things against your intention, it hurts .

116: Most Beautiful girls are married to Womanizers or stand a chance of marrying womanizers because they are attracted by Men that love beauty and beauty is numerous. Beautiful girls safe yourself future sorrows and marry ugly men.

117: Allow your man,to cheat,he will love you more. keyword=Your Man.

118: Often times i wonder What Do Married Men Tell all these their Ijoya Girlfriend, I love You,I Like you or they just become temporally dumb ? These two parties should enlighten us please.

119: A constant Rich man is he that have just one woman.
An everlasting poor man is he that have many women. O lord may i not depart or drop from the rank of a Rich Man. Amen.

120: A humble girl is a girl in love

121: If you have ever been in need ,you Will understand the need to give when someone is in need. Giving keeps life rewarding.

122: When the time is right everyone is quiet.

123: Buying of Football players and Bride Price= Upgraded slave trading.

124: FIRST MISTAKE IN MARRIAGE
We only get married once hence the wedding should be elaborate.

125: When you pay money to the police or court to free your relative that hurt another man is not bribery or corruption but when someone pay to free his brother that hurt you its Bribery or Corruption. What does that tell you? The normality or abnormality of a situation depends on where you stand.

126:You that sleep with a girl and pay her money is not a prostitute but she that collect the money is a prostitute ,Men foolishnesses are just funny.

127: Faith five letters words but mysterious concept.

128: Each time i look at how ugly some people toes have become from playing football, i just fall on my kneels and say God may their toes not be disfigure in vain, establish them footballically.

129: I know people that are name Hope but are hopeless, people that bare Peace but are living in peaces,People that bare success but are unsuccessful, People that bare Blessings but when you look at them you begin to imagine if they are bless with poverty or suffering. The notion of name affect our lives is untrue without hard work,Right Mindset and God Grace.

130: Every Oga get Oga but there is only one Oga without Oga and his name is GOD. Alleluia.

131: When the holy spirit came on the disciple the spoke in languages people around could understand.The reverse is the case this days.My point is speaking in tongue is when an effik man SUDDENLY begin to speak Igbo in a religious gathering.Speaking in tongues is main to make easy the word of God available to all ears. What use is the gift of tongue if people around you can't understand. God is a wise giver,the gift of tongue is main to communicate with people. Be wise and don't fall into the league of Sheribabaa Pastors.

132: Apart from being used in Hotel Rooms and naked in Music Videos where else does these slay queens sweating in gyms for curves are relevant to the society. Mtcheeww.

133: And Lot's wife looked back hence she became a pillar of salt. That is how stagnant we are if we can't keep moving and focusing ahead.

134: Accept or Not Poverty makes a man more faithful and Poverty makes a woman unfaithful.

135: Someday God will turn all these my words to money and you will start saying Na me been there buy ham mb, Na me even open blog for that Zedicus Piro , Na me been there charge him phone. Just saying people will always have something to say when you become great.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM