OPERATION PYTHON DANCE

I returned home so early from my day hustle and decide to bubble out as a young man of this 21st Century but with no place in mind because my pocket was sorrowfully empty. Where do i go now? I thought aloud, i heard little children shouted Airport Field. I then remembered airport field is the home of Poor Men, Lovers, those heart broken in search of solace and make it my destination.

I arrived there and a group of men selling Nigeria Nollywood movies came advertising their collections. I was unconcern because am not a fan of Nollywood Movies but their words soon stroke my mind "Hello ladies and gentle Men, Boy friend & Girlfriend, Sugar Dady and Girlfriend, Children and Child, i know you maybe bored or heart broken but i bring you anti dose to all that,its call Python Dance part 1 & 2! Python Dance Part 1 & 2!!, come buy go watch o Mae you see like Mama Slays rock Psquare there come begin sing *E no easy o because e get as e there do me but i must give a Testimony of this Temptation to tell them say No body ugly*, Mama slays extent the rocking reach Davido o sette him come the Sing *I no get Ferrari but as you slay me so 30billion go fall on you*, Mama Slays come finish with Davido then begin Python Dance Tekno, Tekno come the sing *Baby Bed snoozer Kpana, Take me away with my big Cassava*. Timaya was not left out ooo, Na so him begin the sing*Woyo woyo them no there telle person*, Olamide come begin bark like dog *wo wo wo*. E no end there Na so she carry the python dance reach T. B Joshua side o, na so T. B Joshua come begin echo "Emmanuel, Emmanuel" . Python Dance 1 & 2, Who be this Python Dancers na Mercy Johnson and Linda Ikeji o, marketed and distributed nationwide by Quick Response To Happenings Limited in partnership with Unity Must Stand Group located at Abba Road 2 And Strongly Supported By The Understanding Of Army, grab your copy now."

I left the airport field back to my house, my friend came shouting my name Zedicus Piro ! Zedicus Piro!! and panting like a Man that ran for 1000M . What is it ?,I asked "Pythons are dancing all over in my house,i need your assistant
". I quickly dressed and carried my Obudu made cutlass. My friend asked Zedicus Piro this your cutlass go fit cut even bread? I said shut up and have some decorum. We got to his house,his family were all waited outside, where are the pythons? I asked ,He turned to his wife and asked " darling where are the pythons you told me you saw?", The wife asked his children where are the pythons you saw?,the children said they heard sound of pythons in daddy's room. I entered in against all resistance i should not,behold it was a radio set that it battery has been dead making a squish sound as Radio broadcasters try to give the latest news about oppression Python dance,the number of people that have died,the need to stay indoor and zero cause for alarm but since a child could not understand he mistook it for a Python.

I pardon their ignorance,put off the radio then and turn on the television we saw

BREAKING NEWS
In the lite of Oppression Python Dance ,President Buhari want to address the nation. Before my friend will say Words No Be Problem,i and my blog disappeared and appeared in the conference.

Buhari: "Fellow Nigerians......"
Angry Zedicus Piro: What are you gonna do about the death recorded by your pythons,can't you control your army or what ?
Buhari: I wish there are words to......
Zedicus Piro : They are always words,its called Governmental Kwashiorkor.
Buhari: Its that an English word ?
Zedicus Piro: No they are python dance words.
Buhari: Am a python but the words are strange.
Zedicus Piro: Even your dance is strange to people.
Buhari: So what should i do ?
Zedicus Piro: Make the people understand comprehensively the meaning of Python Dance.
Buhari: Am referring to the solution of the big words you use Guavamental Kworkshop?
Zedicus Piro: I said Governmental Kwashiorkor ,don't misquote me.
Buhari : Am not misquoting you,am a Python trying to announce pronouncing.
Zedicus Piro: You really need a Good diet. Buhari: good diet? But all my cooks are Professionals and recognize over the world.
Zedicus Piro: I mean mental diet
Buhari: Alright i will introduce that to my cooks.
Zedicus Piro: Why not ask me for help?
Buhari: You are not in my party or cabinet
Zedicus Piro: this is one reason i say you are suffering from Governmental Kwashiorkor.
Buhari: Don't abuse me again ,am still your President despite the fact i don't know the meaning of your strange words.
Zedicus Piro: So its painful? .
Buhari: Yes ,its very painful,am stammering already.
Zedicus Piro: That is how many Nigerians are going through pains,tears and confusion because of strange Oppression Python Dance they have never heard.
Buhari: Oh young man ,you got me. What should i do ?
Zedicus Piro: Is there Oppression Python Dance in South South ?
Buhari: No
Zedicus Piro: Is there Oppression Python Dance in South West?
Buhari: No
Zedicus Piro: But there is Oppression Python Dance in South East why? Buhari: They were behaving like pythons biting & unleashing venom to our Unity.
Zedicus Piro: And you can't realize not everyone in South East is in support of the breakout. I so accept What is happening in South East is the product of their decisions but things that have happened and are happening in the North deserves Oppression Lions Dance .I am not a python but i know When two pythons are dancing the entire Juñgle is not SAFE. In layman language stop the pythons dance,two wrongs don't make a right .
Buhari: By the power vested on me As the commander in Chief of the arm forces of Nigeria,I order the end to python dance and any form of dance in south east.
Zedicus Piro: Make the call
Buhari: You don't trust me?
Zedicus Piro: Its difficult to trust politicians.
Buhari: You mean all of you out there don't trust me?
Zedicus Piro: Our trust is dead Mr President, it was massively buried many years ago.
Buhari: I will redeem my name, Lai Mohammed,No, Femi Adeshina go and announce the full stop to Oppression Python Dance.
Zedicus Piro: Thank You Mr President in Advance.