AYADE FULLY SET TO BEGIN THE CONSTRUCTION OF ZEDICUS PIRO STATUE IN OBUDU

The amiable digital Governor of Cross River State Prof Ben Ayade has announced the commencement and commitment of the construction of Zedicus Piro Status in Obudu Local Government Area of the state.


The governor who made the announcement in Calabar the state headquarters said it was a step to honour a good Son of the soil for his unending comic, Words and spotlights of Obudu and the state at wide. The Governor added the status would be name Zedicus Piro in parenthesis Words No Be Problem and hope it would be a source and a sign of words be no problem to the entire Obudu hence reshaping the "endangered unity and peace" in the area.

It was further revealed that a handsome amount of money i:e a very mouth watery money of whooping twenty naira no kobo is budgeted for the status. When the mouth watery amount was mentioned it became Eyes and Mouth Opening amount as many were shocked and still like the to be status.

Reacting to the development, many Cross Riverians so encouraged the Governor to go ahead with the twenty naira project as the state won't even be affected financially while others were quick to politely appealed to the governor to leave the low cost project for them to handle. Among those who appealed was a three years old child learning to clean his anus. Few persons who felt pity for the status to be of Zedicus Piro contributed financially to raise the ear marked amount to thirty naira no kobo. 

Others could not bring out anything except shining of teeth and approved of the amount as so sufficient to carry out the good will. A lady who gave her name as Juliet Mba and was Presidential at the news conference, advised the governor to construct a solid metal protector around the waist of Zedicus Piro Status to avoid how did it happen and i don't know how it happen Pregnancies else many Fathers would prohibit their daughters from going near the Status. The governor admitted and so thank Juliet Mba for saving in advance mysterious pregnancies that would have been the other of the day in Obudu. Governor Ayade promised the key to the metal protector would be given to Juliet as the initiator but Juliet politely declined because she has many beautiful daughters. 

When contacted Zedicus Piro expressed gratitude to Governor Ayade and described the news as "Atia wou shi ". Zedicus Piro who is also known as Words No Be Problem was in tears while addressing news men in Calabar but however managed to say few words to the highly anxious journalists, "tears in my eyes, love in my brain, words in my tongue, privileged in my life, all for the honour."

Words No Be Problem added that "I feel satisfied with the highly financially managed project, as you have me in mind God would have you in mind. As Ayade makes a twenty naira status of me,God would make a short status of him. As you contributed kobo in this century to the success of my status, God apprentice will pay you back. As you accused even my status,just innocent status of womanizing up to the level of getting women pregnant ,(crying.......)God, my God (still crying...) please vindicate me, confused them to forget molding my penis so that my status will last in the land. If you will allow them to remember may the penis be too small to fall short of the women's favorite and accusations, do it for me Bros almighty God, Amen." 

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM