FOR LAUGHTER ONLY: NIGERIA HERBALISTS DOCTOR'S ADVERT
Nigeria society is made up of Herbalist Doctors trying equally hard to earn a living by providing adequate services to those in need.
Just like any business conscious being, the aim to get unique attention is a necessity and Herbalist Doctors are not left out.
The unique Advertisement on Radio and Television by Herbalist Doctors makes one laugh to the possible extent of even releasing sickness stress.
The Advert Be Like;
Good evening my good people at home, my name is "Madam Hohaa Ijegeni one of Ijebu Agbo herbal medicine". I come to you with good news, listen......
You "wae" your body the hot like they set fire under you,
You wae your stomach the read news without news paper,
You "wae' your "nyash" the do like fowl the dance one corner,
You "wae" the get emergency landing for the other room,
You "wae" there experience watery discharge from Abuna,
You "wae" worms the "waka" for your body like prophet of Baal been the display for Elijah, Come now now ,We there for stand two,opposite surplus value plaza, Ogoja Road.
I no come alone, I come with my son, Oluwatoyin.
Oluwatoyin great your people. My people i great una ooo, as my mama talk so, Na so e be. If sickness bite you for nose follow bite ham too for anus o. Just come now now now, we come with ogbonge medicine wae go treat all your yama yama sickness be it malaria, staphylococcus,Monkey pox,Typhoid, weak erection, watery sperm, smelling vagina, internal heat, just come, we go treat ham with our ogbonge herbal mixture. Wetin you the look for sokoto, don there for kotoso oo . Thank you and hope to see you soon. Bye for now.
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

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