JOKE: TEACHER OGAR IMELDA

Teacher Ogar Imelda Walks into a noisy class with her almost tall legs, the students barely notice her presence as they were engaged arguing what else apart from football and music best lifestyles.

Teacher Imelda angrily exclaimed in her wacky voice like a hungry cat stepped on it tale, "Keep quiet class", the students quickly adjusted and brought out sheet of papers to write test as it was the punishment strategy of teacher Imelda.

Teacher Imelda however didn't disappoint them but seek to make the test oral base on general knowledge as what she perceived they were discussing.

TEACHER IMELDA: Who invented the Computer ?
CLASS(screamed: Prof Ben Ayade

TEACHER IMELDA: Who is the first man to visit the moon?
CLASS: Banky W.

TEACHER IMELDA: When did Michael Jackson died?
CLASS: 1 October 1960.

TEACHER IMELDA: Who impregnated Virgin Mary?
CLASS: Ette Abasi A K A Bros God with small cassava o.

TEACHER IMELDA: Where was Jesus Christ born?
CLASS: In the toilet of goats & sheep.

TEACHER IMELDA: How Do You satisfy a woman?
MALE STUDENTS: Give her Money,Give her more money, keep giving her more money,tell yourself well-done and start all over.

TEACHER IMELDA: How do you satisfy a Man?
FEMALE STUDENTS: Give him sex,Give him sex always, always open your legs , open it wider, Clap for yourself, eat well & continue.

TEACHER IMELDA: Good class, excellent foolish students, you're all correct, Your foolishnesses are all Correct.

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