JOKE: ZEDICUS PIRO AND POLICE OFFICER

On My way home from a friends' place with my bicycle and appreciation for the manufacturing of it especially at the period of Fuel Scarcity,I ran into police Men who demonstrated in their usual style for me to stop.

I quickly did as their friend but behold the unfriendly unexpected happened.

Police Officer: We are on a stop & search, Where is your particular?.

Zedicus Piro: Do you mean My particulars or particular?.

Police Officer: Bring the one you have.

Zedicus Piro: Bicycle don't have particulars abi Officer today na bad market?, "Abeg" adjust with your poor entrepreneurial skills. "Na me say" there should be no fuel so vehicles would stop passing, "mtcheww".

Police Officer: What do you mean? According to Section 5, Subsection 3, Paragraph 2 of the Nigeria Constitution, you're under arrest for using hate words on a Police Officer.

Zedicus Piro: Officer i know my right, As clearly stated in Section 50, Subsection Naira, Paragraph No kobo, Line Collect Very Coded lemme go.

Police Officer: Young man that law was upgraded to Section 100 but Subsection Naira and Paragraph No Kobo remains thesame With Line Collect.

Zedicus Piro: Officer, here is the updated Section 100, quickly line collect very coded else whatever you do or say will be your disappointment in mama nkechi drinking parlor.

Police Officer: Thank You, you can go but keep passing eh, come back again eh.

Zedicus Piro: If not that you're my friend, i would have said "God bless you with suffering."

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM