ZEDICUS PIRO BOX STINGY FATHER CHRISTMAS

Christmas is a period of Love made practical by exchange of gifts with it worth relative. This has been my mentality right from childhood that was upheld by Father Christmas, the general cheerful donor till these wrong days.

These wrong days have Father Christmas acting very stingy and disappointing hence the jockily gospel to box any need not be emphasize to Nigerians trusted in such circumstance.

 I saw a Father Christmas yesterday and in my normal permanent childhood knowledge of it, I shouted "Father Christmas do me Christmas". It didn't answer me,I repeated myself and it answered "Na you impregnate Virgin Mary? Anyway,I have retired, now is your turn to take care of me". I responded shockingly,  "You are a fake Father Christmas". Father Christmas told me "God punish your generation".

I got angry and attempt to threw some blows at the "ife father Christmas", it shouted, "no do oo,i never eat o,Na just hustle i there do o,". I felt pity immediately & was about to leave when it again said "jobless hungry ewu". I got back with full force but remembered my mama always advise the use of cane to punish because my muscles are connected to my emotions or "i get bad hand" as often express by lay Nigerians.

I turned to my right and saw Aboki selling Canes("koboko as often call in Nigeria"), I picked one and asked how much? "Oga na Hundred Naira Only", Said the Aboki. I tested it on his body, the Aboki stood still, I said "Aboki e be like say this one no the pain". I picked another one and gave him "kpiaaa, kpiaaa", the aboki shouted "ahhhhh, kai what i do ham for you, i no sale again,dambruba". I said "Aboki please don't be offended, take this money, keep the change eh".

I left with the Cane walking towards Stingy Troublesome Father Christmas, I gave it just one whip "kpiaaa", it exclaimed "God is with me, I can withstand anything". I moved backward and landed some spontaneous whipping, Father Christmas wetted his cloths and shouted in crying tone "God is With me,I can give all things, bros open that box and select your gifts, infact go with the box".
When i got home, i opened the box behold it was empty but i saw a notice, "God is not with you, Please try again later".

LESSON: Generosity is a willing act and doesn't require force else it won't be generosity. What's not given is not given no matter the pressure but what is given is given. A giver needs a giver.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM