FOR LAUGHTER ONLY: ZEDICUS PIRO THE WIZARD

I was in church for the monthly deliverance service organized by holy ghost fire ministries A K A i chop i chop. It was my first time courtesy of an invitation from my girlfriend. I hesitated but women have a power of conviction, Adam can tell you better.

The host Pastor walked in with red eyes that signified he is on fire and the devil is in trouble. Choir mistress began her duty but was interrupted by the pastor who started moving from one sit to another, touching the heads of members with many falling like insecticide fleeted mosquitoes.

The pastor got closer to where i sat, my girlfriend screamed like a cat, i asked ''Litiam are you alright''? She replied ''yes! yes!! yes!!! , am feeling the anointing''.

The rugged pastor touched me, i was still and very stiff with emergency perforation. My girlfriend asked ''Zedicus Piro are you alright''? I said ''No, holy spirit is romancing me''. I fell to the ground and began rotating like a cork that found his favorite hen.

The pastor shouted ''who are you''? I said ''am king of the bed sent from the sanctus sancturum''. My girlfriend space properly. The pastor asked again, what do you want in him? I said ''Am_ using him to satisfy all the girls In bed''. I hit the ground with my waist whining highly seductively. Pastor wife exclaimed ''hmmm'', Choir mistress shouted ''oh dah''. 

Pastor spoke aloud, ''come out of him in the mighty name of .....'', My girlfriend interrupted energetically ''Come out and do what, daddy in the lord am not complaining''. Pastor wife whispered, ''darling please listen to your daughter in the lord''.

The pastor shouted, ''i rebuke you all, get behind me,o yea patronizers of evil spirits. In the mighty name of Jesus, i order you king of the bed out of Zedicus Piro''. I rotated on the floor, stood up partly and fell, stood up again and fell then lied down calmly.

After some few minutes i stood up shouting ''am heal, am heal, Emmanuel, thank you Jesus, Emmanuel''.

When i got home, devil arose and made my girlfriend appear highly beautiful and sexy before my sight. I was inside the mood fully, we began sharing resources.

Two minutes,I was so tired but my girlfriend was shouting harder, I gave my hardest but it wasn't enough. She repeated again harder, I said ''baby come on top'', She said ''no, my Words No Be Problem just continue Na''. I pushed in thrice and fell to the bed. She screamed baby continue Na,i replied ''dearest girlfriend, my emotions is willing but the Flesh is weak''. My girl exclaimed ''oh dah,what a bundle of disappointment''.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM