J O K E : ....PARTICULARS....

I was invited to a friend's birthday with ecstatic celebration that upheld the known notion of birthdays now.

I sat quietly taking yoghurt until my hope was risen with the generous offer of a quarter to beauty girl who became fully beautiful in my sight after some bottles of alcohol sustaining the fact alcohol is also indeed a make-up kit.

After some momenta, she whispered to me, "take me home please". I resurrected physically and emotionally immediately but managed to hide my happy feelings as an Obudu guy o guy.

My friend offered to drive us home after he saw my steps very uncoordinated. I sat in-front as we drove, it was about 11pm. Police on checkpoint stopped us, i shouted with my alcohol "Where are your particulars?", The police officer said pardon, I repeated myself and the policemen on duty were shocked but the man in charge said "let him go, Na one of us".

We zoomed off with lot of glories in my pockets and impression in my found girl(of course impression is earned) who gave some massage on a part of my body that's non your business from her position behind.

I was still in the massage realm when my friend disrupted my feelings, "Zedicus Piro!!, wake up, another checkpoint in front". I only saw torch lights as my friend slowed down,I shouted again "Officers where are your particulars?". My girl touched me to stop but my mouth was still busy as usual.

I repeated myself, "Officers where are your particulars?", one of them said "they are here sire,please come out and have a look". The real me said stop but the alcohol in me was saying forget the real you and go have a look.

I stepped out of the vehicle and i received a dirty slap, the alcohol completely ran out through my anus. My eyes were as cleared as the road to hell behold they were Army Officers before i could say "Na Army o", i received three rapid slaps. when i realized myself i was on my kneels saying "Officers take our particulars". the girl i carried shouted "baby haven't you finish checking their particulars?", i replied "No, come out & assist me please". She said "do it alone baby,its more romantic eh".

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM