JOKE : THE NURSE

Yesterday, I saw a very beautiful looking young nurse passing bye,her neatness was obvious she is a friend of best dry cleaners. I had to make a move as a young bachelor with mindset it would be my last move. (God would urinate on you if you say usual last move).

I walked closer & collapsed in front of her. The nurse bend peacefully & whispered to me, "young man,please don't spoil my day, am on a mission".

She jumped over me & kept going,just few miles away,another guy collapsed in front of her. She provoked, "What is it? EOP, Enemies Of Progress,leave me alone".

Your Zedicus Piro lay there looking for even fake help but it didn't come,so i stood up stylishly and decided to know
the end of that useless nurse.

I followed carefully & attentively behind her, i heard her reciting, "Panadol for headache, Aspirin for fever,Flagil for stomachache,Postinor 2 for abortion, vitamin C for catarrh..... "Someone immediately interrupted her with long greetings. She shouted "ooo,leave me alone na,I would forget".

She started all over again, "Panadol for fever,Vitamin C for Stomachache, Aspirin for Abortion, Cordene for Catarrh, Flagil for headache, Procold for dysentery no Postinor 2 for disentary. Oh i have forgotten o,how would i impressed this Rich man that want to marry a nurse".

I laughed out loud and shouted "Antacid for sense, five dose daily".

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM