MY EXPERIENCE IN CHURCH TODAY

 I went to church today with Papaz, during the mass,we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to papaz and said “Look at fresh head like Banky W, the head good to slap ehh,but am just afraid.

 Papaz then said to me “zedicus Piro, you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen”.

 

 I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a hot Slap on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then papaz said “Brother Akpanke, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at sachristy!”.

The guy responded “am not Brother Akpanke maybe we look alike”, papaz murmured “maybe.”

After some minutes In the church, papaz called me again and said “zedicus Piro, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen.” I answered “ok”.

He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said “Brother Akpanke stop lying,we are in the church,this is you…”

The guy said to him angrily “I’m not Brother Akpanke please, let me be”. The guy then carried his bible and went to the front seat.

After some minutes papaz called me and said “zedicus Piro, I will slap that guy head again and nothing will happen.”

This time i told him that “if anything happens, I will pretend I don't know him oo.”

He stood up quietly again, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said”Brother Akpanke, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!”..Father then asked "whats going on there?" The bald head guy said "father please permit me to kill a devil" before the guy go turn papaz there close to house. hahahahhahahaahahhaha. LWKM
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM