ANGERED MAN SPOKE UP IN CHURCH

I entered a taxi today to church, after few miles,police officers stopped us,I shouted from the vehicle express the core, the police men shouted "shun sire" and allowed us to pass,the taxi man said "wow...!,so easy like this and i have been wasting my fifty Naira everyday,Oga you too much,please gimme your number,i will buy you some yoghurts later". 

 I dropped by the church,quickly walked in,i heard the Rev Father Shouting 5-3-2 repeatedly. I was amazed,i turned to my right asked the beautiful girl seated beside ," please i just came,what's going on ,do you understand the meaning of 5-3-2"?, She excitedly said "yes o,it's the new Chelsea formation,Ronaldo will score again". Ronaldo in Chelsea? Holy mackerel!. I turned to my left,the guy had terrible mouth odour,i decided to be patience. 
    

After a while,the catechist stood up," praise thou lord", we responded Alleluia. "Brethren our Rev Father is now a very spiritual figurative man of God,5-3-2 means those with fivety thousand naira to give God to the front,thirty thousand to the right and twenty thousand naira to the left". 

The Obudu man seated behind me shouted "for what,don't you know Nigeria is in Recession,God is a spirit,spirit don't feed on money,they feed on praises,Father if you are broke, go do winersbet or join MMM." The church was quiet after so much laughter. The Rev. Father stood up,everyone was curious to listen to his respond, he got the mic and said "In my father's house.." We responded "they are many things". 

    
 On my way home after the hilarious mass,my phone rang,it was the taxi driver that dropped me earlier in the church,I received the call and heard him crying" Oga that thing didn't work o,its like your own voice is different ", i said what did you tell the police men? " exactly what you said Na, as they were stopping me,i shouted Zedicus the come,the next thing Na frog jumps wae there give me o." hahaha hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM