AGNES ANIAH EMERGED WINNER OF BEST FART COMPETITION(BFC)

Agnes Aniah popularly known as Cherry Anabella has emerged as the winner of the Best Fart Competition (BFC) held in Calabar,Cross River State. 

The competition which attracted interested contestants from across the 18 local government areas in the state was remarkable to even the judges,audience, news men and fellow contestants. 

The contestants were reduced to five in number in the final stage. These five were acknowledged as the best in farting the air. Agnes Aniah was the last of the five contestants called to show how potential. The fourth contestant underrated Agnes Aniah and was jubilating already as the winner. Agnes however gather momentum,walked innocently and introduced herself with a silent air through her anus,the auditorium was quiet even the fourth contestant became dumbest. I quickly stood up from where i sat and started selling handkerchiefs,I sold 20 within two minutes, others were asking if i sale tissue pepper too,lolz, . 

 

One of the contestants shouted,"only introduction na it e be like this,judges am going home,i won't compete again".

 
 Agnes walked to the fart spot,released the air  Maraashatra Mahabharata mooing , the fart circulated around the auditorium,people were spotted running out for safety,others were looking for spaces to faint,judges shouted Agnes please stop,stop it,you have won,come and get your crown and leave,infact take pampers and Andrew Liver salt too. Don't ever come here again. Hahahahahahahahahah.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM