FBF: JOSHUA REWARDED WITH PANT BY CLASS TEACHER FOR EMERGING TWENTIETH IN CLASS

Today 14th july remains very memorable to Ugwu Joshua and his Ikom St. Patrick Secondary Commercial School classmates as it marks the day he was rewarded with a pant by a class teacher for coming twentieth out of twenty students in class.

It was Ugwu Joshua Seventh times in a row of emerging twentieth in class i:e from JSS 1 to JSS3.

The decision of the JSS3 class teacher Mr Akama Mon got students and other staffs laughing and astonished. When contacted Mr Akama said "it is the right gift to Joshua ".

Mr Akama few words caused more confusion than understanding. Some wondered if its iron pant to safe Joshua frequent erections while others asked what has a pant to do with student academics performance. The news sprayed around, Joshua parents were left with no option than to visit the school authority for explanations.

Joshua's dad ,Pastor Ugwu arrived the school immediately on that same faithful day with starched red chinos and red t-shirt . A sign of danger? Students soon gathered around windows pipping to see what's gonna happen. Joshua was fund of the dad among students hence they got to understand he(Pastor Ugwu) was a no nonsense man. Pastor Ugwu walked into the principal office but the principal was absent. On his way out of the school,he met the principal just by the gate,a better view for students as more soon gathered at strategic locations.

The Principal Mr Adegalu Ebenezer welcomed pastor ugwu and requested they go over to the office,students faces almost changed but thanks to pastor Ugwu refusal that he is tired of climbing the stairs. Pastor Ugwu asked angrily the meaning of the pant issued to his son but the principal was ignorant of it and sent for the class teacher.
Students started saying there will beat Mr Akama today o. Mr Akama stride to where they waited anxiously,smiled and told them "its a pant of wisdom & knowledge, Joshua should always put it on even to bed,he will surely progress out of twentieth position."
Pastor Ugwu ordered his son Joshua to put on the pant and returned back to classroom with more wisdom. Joshua did immediately, while he was about leaving his dad ordered him to get back and Said "Mr Class teacher,abeg no vex, do you still have another pair of the pant,please gimme,i will pay,this boy need more". Hahahahahahahahahaha.