THESE DAYS RELATIONSHIPS...

TWO DAYS AFTER TRAVELING
Boy: I missed you dearly baby
Girl: I missed you more sweedy.

1WEEK LATER
Boy: Baby am so missing you
Girl: Same Here.

3WEEKS LATER
Boy: Baby am empty without you here, am just damn missing you
Girl: Thank You
Boy: baby I said am missing you Na
Girl:  i said thank you,I have heard.

2MONTHS LATER
BOY: baby i will kill myself if i don't see you, am living like a fish on a dry land.
Girl: When last did you treat malaria
Boy: last week Na but that doesn't matter,am well and capable now.
Girl: You're still sick,you still need more treatment.
Boy will get angry and drop the call.

Four Months Later
Girl: hi dear, how are you
Boy: baby am fine (so excited)
Girl: I want to tell you something.
Boy: yes,go on,go on
Girl: Am getting married this weekend
Boy: silent
Girl: have you heard,will you be my guest?

Boy: Still Silent

Girl: There will be surplus food and drinks reserve for you.

Boy: Thunder that will fire you and your destiny putuputu will be shiner than wedding gown.

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaha 

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM