FOR THE LOVE OF JOKE

Last week,it was my friend birthday,he sent his dad a text "dearest daddy agendum birthday celebration, fifty thousand needed", ten minutes later ,he received alert of sixty thousand. I said wow,I most try this too.

 I sent my dad a text "dearest daddy,agendum birthday celebration, any amount needed". I didn't hear from my dad for one week,i was wondering if the text didn't deliver to him. One day to my birthday i called my dad, he picked, "I said hello daddy" ,he replied "oyenekwu" (who is this),
I said "daddy is that you"? ,he still replied "oyenekwu", i said its me,he still replied " Oyenekwu" i was surprised,I quickly ended the call thinking its call divert. I called him again,he picked but didn't talk,I didn't talk too....., after one minute i said "ah ,i don't know who is answering my dad call,i just want to informed him governor Ben Ayade has started the payment of gratuity hanging for so long now". My dad quickly spoke and i could hear the excitement in his voice, "hello,hello zed my son is that for real?,hello Zedicus Piro can you hear me",I replied  him "oyenekwu", zed is me your father,I still replied oyenekwu and ended the call and off my phone. Hahahahaha.

 Since i didn't get any money from my dad,i decided to loan money from my bank and do the celebration because i so wanted this year birthday to be memorable. 

 I entered the bank,went straight to the manager's office ,"good morning sir am here to get a loan of 1.2 .....", he didn't even allowed me to finish, the excitement of 1.2 overwhelmed him. "You're welcome our esteem customer,we are here to serve you,please we will need a collateral be it land,houses,Vehicles or..... wife". I frowned at him for mentioning my wife and he apologize that he was just joking.

 He brought out a form for me, I filled it quickly and returned to him,his countenance changed,he asked me "what amount is this,one thousand two hundred naira"? I said "yes Na,its the correct amount ,that's the money i want". He ordered me to live immediately or he call security for me. I said "Mr Manager is one thousand two hundred naira not money"? He shouted security.....,I said "am leaving ,I will leave". Hahahahaha. Please friends is one thousand two hundred not enough to loan?

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM