INEC: WOMEN STOP GIVING SEX TO MEN WITHOUT VOTER'S CARD

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The Independent Natural Emotions Commission (INEC) has advised women in Nigeria to stop giving sex to Men without Voter's Card.

The statement released joyfully by it chairperson, Mr Àgba Amebo expresses necessity following poor turnouts of Nigerians in electoral process and as a right step towards better fruits of franchise.

Independent Natural Emotions Commission is a body existing since the Word let there Man & Woman but was recently branded to meet up the general welfare of Lovers which is deemed fit to begin from franchise.

INEC is concern with whether true or fake emotions in this regard and advised women to deny ''tingali tingali'' to any man without a voter's card.

It was gathered that a woman name Ekeita on hearing the order from such prestigious body dived into action like a keeper saving a penalty from Ronaldo and demanded to see the voter's card of her man,Udoh who came with erected Big Brother obviously ready for ''tingali tingali''.

Udoh couldn't find the voter's card where it was kept despite thorough search and  Big Brother refuse to go back to small brother. He sneaked out of the house to borrow his neighbor's own but on getting there, ''Tingali Tingali'' was seriously going on.

Udoh whispered repeatedly, ''neighbor-neighbor, gimme your V C na, since you have gain access'' but that was in vein and he returned home frustrated.

On his way home,he saw a Rat known as ''Okon Calabar'' about to chew the V C and screamed ''stop it that's my license to so needed ''Tingali Tingali''.

Okon rat-pose properly,Udoh began begging, ''please Okon calabar, have mercy and gimme the V C,i will return it after two minutes, just two minutes''. The rat unbelievable replied ''Idiot, I will not,i there follow admire your wife,She the moan like rat''.

LESSON: Everyone admires your Voter's Card in this period of its necessity. Guide your voter's Card, it is the only license to wise vote. If you loss it, you can be destroyed with it.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM