J O K E: WHAT IS TEMPTATION?
In church, pastor Juliet began asking what is temptation repeatedly but got no answer from any one. The female vocal pastor moved towards spiritual anger, ''if you hear your name as directed by the holy spirit, come out and answer the question''.
The first person she called was Akpan, the only Akpan in the church stepped out and spoke in his God given whacky Effik intonation, ''Thank you for this opportunity ,Temptation is when a man sit on his own and a girl passes with mini skirt shaking her resources, Pastor it is a very bad temptation''.
The next person was Fatima,two Fatima stood up but the pastor said the shortest stld speak, ''Dear pastor and brethren, Temptation is when you're passing with your peaceful God gifted resources similar to our Pastor's own and a Man bracket you to say I love you,take this One Million naira, more will be added if you say Yes, Brethren that's a very non-resistable temptation''.
Pastor's daughter screamed ''One Million what? Where was the venue of the temptation and who tempted you?.
Pastor Juliet interrupted her daughter, ''Brethren, Temptation is when my daughter gives me a reason to kill her ''. The church shouted Amen.
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

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