SEX DOLL MYSTERIOUSLY FOUND IN ALLEGE(ATUBAEDI) VILLAGE OF OBUDU

Sex doll has been mysteriously found in Allege village of Obudu on the early hours of Monday, the 29th of January.

The almost beautiful sex doll which was found in Allege,an area known as ''Atubaedi'' (primitive people) to the rest of Obudu created panicked among the ''Atubaedi'' as they scampered for safety with shout of ''ma be ou''(come o) .

It was gathered that ''Atubaedi'' thought it was a deity known as ''Atelakpa'' until it was identified by a little civilized current fellow to be a Sex doll.

Despite the identification, it was still very difficult for ''Atubaedi'' to comprehend it meaning & usage but did after pragmatic explanations that resulted to immediate erections in both Young & old Men with full readiness to do ''tingali tingali''.

Their ''tingali tingali'' desires were disappointed by the arrival of the sex doll owner who came screaming, ''leave my Afebanye alone, Bae zi lisu leave my lisu alone, i dropped here and went to emergency toilet'' AND made away with his ugly Afebanye safely.

Women in Allege village were angered by attention given to the best described ugly sex doll despite their enough beauty & tendered energy during ''tingali tingali'' and ganged up to eliminate it quietly from the Land.

The women led by their leader call ''Kidimini'', Were in the premises of the owner to siphon Afebanye when they heard moaning of ''kpash wou guam o, wou gien gbe goun (you're killing me,you're too sweet) and left quickly changing their intention but with understanding of the need to keep their mouths open during ''tingali tingali''.

Kidimini the Atubaedi women leader arrived home and force her husband to ''tingali tingali''. It was gathered that immediately the husband inserted his Big Brother, Kidimini began moaning ''wou yoo,wou yoo''. All the women were still moaning ''wou yoo,wou yoo'' as at the time of filling this report.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM