THE FIRST DAY I FELL IN LOVE
This is a very memorable day in my life,I saw a very beautiful girl seated in a park alone with her phone in the hands,i walked closer to her, "hi angelica ,i thought am the tallest around here",she smiled,my heart smiled too,i spoken on "my name is Zedicus Piro ,Am a Cross Riveran,can i know you?", She said "oh are you the famous Zedicus Piro that goes with the slogan words no be problem", I smiled and replied no. She said well "my name is Chioma ,am an igborian".
Holy Mackerel!! Igborian? ,I almost fainted on her mouth but i comported myself. What's wrong she asked,I said nothing yet,that's how i react to strange words. "You must be words no be problem,please don't post it on Facebook,am just joking about igborian eh."
We got along so easy,one hour together was like one year. I expressed my self like a gentle man showing the romantic side of me,she asked me to save my energy that she knows when a guy is in love. My heart smiled again,i asked immediately how many times have you known guys in love? She told me "never mind about that,am a beautiful girl,men loves beauty,I hear it daily but don't be scared,am literate".
It was getting dark so we left striding to take taxi home,one little girl excused us,"aunty please don't be offended,I have a question for you both,between boys and girls who smell armpit the more"? We stylishly smelled our armpit ,the little girl caught us ,Aunty & Uncle Zedicus Piro are you doing practicals first,I said "shut up ,what are insinuating ,infact we don't have any answer for you",She laugh sheepishly and replied "uncle don't worry,I have gotten my answer".
We took a taxi home ,after a short distance,our vehicle ram an old man on bicycle. We stopped and hurried out of the vehicle to safe the man's life. People soon gathered and identified the man as a guard in an hospital. Sir are you okay? Chioma asked. "Am not okay my people, as i am here am unconscious" ,Chioma burst into laughter. I said Sir you said what ? "My son i said am unconscious,I don't know myself as i am here". Hhaahahahhaahahahahahahahahha.
LESSON: That's the scenario with falling in love,though you know yourself but you don't know yourself,you're just unconscious. Behind Any successful relationship there's a man or woman acting unconscious.
MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM
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