UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE

I closed from my hustling very early to enable me wash all my dirty cloths and clean up the house in preparation for my birthday.  It took me 3hours to finished up everything.

 I was so tired but i need to watch my clothes before the boys in my "face me i face you" compound will vanish with them like Buhari to London. So i decided to put my mart on the veranda,sat down on it reading my newspaper with just towel around my waist. 

 I didn't know when sleep took me off,i just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off,breeze had carried it away to a far place and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a madman. Only God knows how many snapped me and put on Facebook as i laid like a goat that motor killed on the road. 

 I quickly stood up and ran into my room,i diden't step out of my house because of shame. I became so hungry at night,so i sneaked out to the nearest restaurant with my face cap. I got to the restaurant ordered food and was eating so fast. A man seated opposite me said "young man i love the way you eat,my name is Dr Ogar,take another plate". "though i was still hungry but i hesitated and he insisted so i gladly took another plate. I finished it up again quickly and Dr Ogar asked me to take a bottle of beer. 

 I didn't hesitate because i needed some alcohol to dutch the memory of the day. I took the first bottle and second on his wish. I was a bit tipsy so my phone fell to the ground ,I bend to picked it up and noticed Dr Ogar was barefooted ,Alas he was a mad man, Dr Oga laughed and told me "the kind beating wae you go receive today eh" . hahahahahaha.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM