ISH FROM WORDS NO BE PROBLEM

I woke on a Sunday morning with songs of thanksgiving in my heart though the mouth,i kept singing do something New in My life,Something New in My life oh lord. My voice was so loud that the rats and cockroaches ran out for safety. My neighbors were saying instead of going to church you are here disturbing our peace, there other said words no be problem is under the anointing of alcohol,I felt unconcern and kept my praises on.

Behold my stomach began remixing some songs through my mouth "do something foodish in my life, do something very foodish urgently in my life". I tried to control and put a stop to it but the worse happened, My pots began singing through my mouth "do something cookish in our lives,something cookish in our lives for that's what we stand for."

I stood perplexed and went to lie down on my bed. the bed began singing "do something Stand-upish in our lives, something wakish in our lives," I stood up and shouted how many lives do you have as a bed, nonsense in fact am leaving this house, the house began singing bring something new to this house,something womanish to this house."

I didn't even mind it again, i put on my trouser, lock the door and put the key in my pocket. As my hand entered the pocket it began singing do something Millionish in our lives, Something Millionish in the life of me and Zedicus Piro oh Lord." Before i could jump up to say Amen ,My Landlady shouted Amen. I said Landlady why are you claiming my Glory,this is the only good remix i have heard today and In my life and you are eyeing it." she said this type of prayer is my prayer, the blessings are my blessings.

I said no landlady "i strongly disagree, it can't be,remove your hope else you will be hopeless. she began singing "do something Rentish in my life,Something Rentish in my life, oh tenant." I walk quietly away, she asked Zedicus Piro where are you going? I said am doing something Walkish in my life.

I got to the road side waiting for a taxi, a girl dress like hell fire agents came and stood close waiting for taxi, my mouth that has been busy since morning asked her "hell o(yes hell o)do you work in hellish fire?". She looked at me from head to toe. The me in me disapproved my approach to her but my mouth maintained busyness and ask again "Hell hi hello are you working in Faculty of Hell, department of Slay Queen, Unit of Pepper them gang?". She look at me without saying anything, i stylishly move some steps away to avoid her sending me to the faculty of hell. She shifted some steps away too with gum in her mouth Chewing like Angel Lucifer having breakfast.

Taxi was not fourth coming but finally arrived, driver shouted where? she said maerien by crunches fries in a whitish accent. The driver shouted two thousand. She sighed and walked away. The driver drove forward and asked me where i was going, i said no where,i must wait to see the end of maerien.

The next vehicle came again, the slayer queen said maerien, the driver shouted five thousand. She said oya driver sorry, its Marian,Just Marian by tomatoes market . The driver said enter its fifty naira. She sat in front,i quickly entered too and preferable sat behind for safety sake. We drove quietly but my busy mouth broke the silence. "Mr driver you be baddo , five thousand from here to Marian ,how much come be the vehicle."
He laugh and told me "i want it to serve as a detergent to her and colleagues." I said driver pardon, he replied "i want it to serve as a detergent to her." I said o do you mean deterrent? He replied "you're a liars, i said detergent not the pay rent, am i mad to teach how to pay rent."

My mouth was wide opened , the driver asked "why is your mouth open like Buhari receiving London drugs?." The slay queen said don'tu mindish the troublish individuals. The driver said ah Mama Slay your own worsish pass my ownish. Hahahahahahahahahahhahaa