MARRIED MEN SUMMIT

"Thirty billion in my account o, Ferrari for my garage, Lamborghini in my entrance, oh thirty billion in my account ". I kept singing aloud Davido hit song, my landlady walked closer "Rent Increase on my mind o, Ten thousand for the month, hundred and twenty thousand for the year, oh rent increase fall on Words No Be Problem".  I was about responding when Litiam walked in to my house so i comported my self as a Love.

What's going on? Litiam asked, i said nothing just a conversation with my landlady. "Alright, we need to have our conversation too come in." When i heard come in my testes almost left my scrotal sac , i quickly stride to enter my house ,landlady said Words No Be Problem am still talking to you , i said "Lady Land go to your house and stop disturbing me else i will give you quit notice". She replied Am serious ,I want to invite you to a show, when i heard show, my testes rearranged, what show my yummy able temporal earthly landlady. She said it's a gathering of married Men by 2pm, so they need a joke entertainer,they will pay twenty thousand Naira at least my rent go ready made.
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I accepted the offer to go and went in to see my heart lady but her countenance looked like a child taking papa ijebu typhoid medicine. What is it my Litiam ? She replied sit down,i sat quickly like a robot, come closer ,I did like a dog moving towards the born. 
Litiam: what is your plan for this relationship?
Zedicus Piro: Litiam good plans like marrying you.
Litiam: How soon ?
Zedicus Piro: Can't tell but am saving for your bride price
Litiam : How much have you save?
Zedicus Piro: Fifteen Naira No Kobo
Litiam: Only ?
Zedicus Piro: Only ,Thank You, allow me to save more.
Litiam: You are a bad individuals
Zedicus Piro: No am just a bride price accounting manager.
Litiam: Anyway even with your naught, I still love you and will wait patiently.
Zedicus Piro: That's my girl,go to the kitchen,take some cray fish and keep your mouth busy,
Litiam: That's my Words No Be Problem but there's no crayfish in this house.
Zedicus Piro: There is Onions,eat it, kill any spirit of mouth odour in your destiny.
Litiam: What an insult
Zedicus Piro: No,its an insulin.

That dramatic conversation with my Litiam ended and it was almost 2pm,i hurriedly took my bath and clean my resources neatly. Landlady came calling let's go , I dashed out stylishly and Lady land smile "nice look words no be problem" , i didn't acknowledge it , she repeated again nice look words no be problem, I said landlady "I kill that spirit of rent increase in your life till i pack out of this compound. " her anus released a toxic air, i shouted Oh daa, she released another one again and said " i kill that spirit that is against rent increase". we both walked to the venue since she said it wasn't far. After one hour we were not still there, I could not hold it, Land Lady i go forget my jokes wae i want go crack o,am tired of trekking but a group of Men came out of a hall hailing her Eke Ikpa, i breath a relief. "You must be the famous Zedicus Piro that doesn't lack Words", one of the Married Men spoke,I said its a pleasure Sir but gimme yoghurt or water urgently else my name will be Zedicus Tire.

They laughed and we all walked in, i saw Married men and Married Babies, (if you want to know the difference go and marry)With rings on the table looking happy and brighter than their faces. The occasion was on, they asked me to take over the stage,i demanded for my money, my Landlady stretch her hand to collect the money. I told her Respect yourself ,you are my land lady not money lady. I got to the stage gave a couple of my jokes only the married babies were laughing , I thought within how to please this people or make them open their mouth. My mouth began singing if you are happy and you know it raise your hands, if you are happy and you know it and you really want to show it raise your hand. No hand was raise.

I said abi these Men no hear me, i got the second mic,held one by my left and the other by my right sang again "If you are happy and you know it raise your hands, If you are happy and you know it and really want to show it raise your hands. No one except my landlady, i shouted woman drop your hands, she replied man drop your question. I did not give up, i was paid to do my job, I kept singing if you are happy and you know it raise you finger,Not even one finger was up,I said even finger too, Una no go raise. The chairman of the Married Men Summit said  "Zedicus Piro my Son leave us alone ,we are happy but we don't want to show it."

I move back to the stage and sang if you are sad and you know it raise your hand, the whole Men raise their hands up including my landlord. I was surprise but one of the men seated in front beckoned on me and said "Words No Be Problem they are only three people in the world that are not happy, Number one Married Men, Number Two Married Men, Number Three Married Men." I echoed NKpon ke tan nofi !!! what a ranking and began shouting Any spirit of marital problems i cast away with the holy ghost, they responded Fireee. Any spirit of mother in-law causing trouble, they replied holy ghost fire, Any spirit of poverty and stubborn children,They replied holy ghost fire. You shall have peace of Minds,they said Amen, You Shall have Happiness ,they kept quite, You shall marry more wives, they replied Back to sender,Holy Ghost Firewall protect us. I said you shall be happy with more wives they replied ,God punish you.

MY NAME IS ZEDICUS PIRO AND YOU KNOW SAY WORDS NO BE PROBLEM